The Amazing Avian Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK! IT NEEDS CONSTANT MAINTENANCE, IS MADE FROM REALLY CRAPPY METAL AND ONE GOOD SMACK FROM A EUROPEAN BLADE WOULD LIKELY SHATTER THE THING. HOLLYWOOD, IT'S NOT THE BE ALL END ALL OF SWORDS. IT'S NOT SOME ASIAN MAGIC BLADE, IT'S A PIECE OF REALLY CRAPPY FOLDED METAL THAT WILL BREAK ON THE FIRST SWING IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. I've seen this thing too many times in western media. It had to be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I know, right? I'd even argue that swords all together are inefficient and worthless. Real men roll Smough's hammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I could just pull out a revolver and one-shot the f*cker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 I could just pull out a revolver and one-shot the f*cker. Wyzen thinks it'll take more than that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Tis why I like the broadsword. Hell even if that fucker gets dull I can still smash you with a heavy piece of metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 It's a sword that relies on the skill of the wielder more than other blades, it's pretty cool. It also depends on how they're made and what they're made out of, but for the most part, yeah… =P Big ol greatswords and the like are the best way to go (no, not really). Not huge like Cloud's sword in FF, but still, larger than normal. Or, if you like to stab AND slash, use Halberds. <3 No, not just in dark souls. I love these weapons. Or, be pro and use your fists. Dark Souls, represent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Desu has the right idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Also would like to say at first I read the title as "A Beef Rant". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Also would like to say at first I read the title as "A Beef Rant". So you, a cow, desires beef. intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 So you, a cow, desires beef. intriguing. Well who doesn't desire beef at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Crescent dragon blade master race Bow down to your god Guan Yu Or his boyfriend Zhang Liao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Crescent dragon blade master raceBow down to your god Guan YuOr his boyfriend Zhang LiaoNah man, Ruyi Jingu Bang club all the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Rambo's knife is the strongest blade in the galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Rambo's knife is the strongest blade in the galaxy. http://youtu.be/01NHcTM5IA4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Doesn't matter what it is when it's lodged in your skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Wyzen thinks it'll take more than that! Your taste in games is shittier than this resolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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