Good evening YCM and all the ships at sea, this is Jord200 with the news.

[Jord200]

I can hardly wait for the Date a Live Movie: Mayumi Judgement, and Rooster Teeth's movie, Laser Team.

 

 

Now let's go to my special guest, the lovely miss Kurumi Tokasaki, with our news.

 

 

 

 

Dae has been promoted to General in the YCM's army.

Dr. Robotnik has taken up modeling.

Xathers and Night live stream Survival Horror games for everyone.

The snowglobe has returned to get revenge on Giga.

Tanuki decks have a new toy in Cat Shark.

Hawlucha to star on the WWE.

Sleepy discovers a cure for the common cold.

The girls from Me!Me!Me! won the lottery.

Airride has taken up potato farming.

Arm robbed a bank using only a gumball, a tweezers, and a pair of underwear.

Simpsons season 50.

Rod inherited a hottub.

Byakuya is constructing the world's fanciest water tower.

Noel is sick of Christmas music.

Icy to star in Toy Story 4.

Pluto is a planet again. ( No seriously. )

Rai bought a motorcycle.

Machismo, CowCow, and Pacman are on the Wheel of Fortune.

Ghettis has his named changed to DENNNNNNISSS.

[Resident Fascist]

>nothing stating my future marriage to kate upton

 

jord pls

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I totally will kill it at Wheel of Fortune.

[Resident Fascist]

I totally will kill it at Wheel of Fortune.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

They had no idea how powerful that card would be when they made it. XD

[Self-Destruct Button]

I think I overread me being unbanned. Please fix this. :c

[Simping For Hina]

where is the update on dae? i am curious. 

[Jord200]

Its the first one.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

The Orion-class sisters have been ignored yet again.

[~British Soul~]

So I don nothing newsworthy then Jord?

 

Meh

[Toffee.]

>Robbed a bank in some McGuyver manner

K.

[Jord200]

We're sorry. A bit if footage was lost due to technical diffuclties.

[Nathanael D. Striker]

And I don't get mentioned, again.