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BREAKING NEWS: Justice served, hapyp dead


Just Crouton

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Earlier today, serial killer hapyp was found dead in the home of his good twin, RAEG.

 

Over the past month, hapyp has run rampant, murdering various women. Today, his reign terror ended in the most unexpected way,

 

GODSLAYER MACHISMO, the criteria of all things manly, and who brought the maniacal YCMaker to justice, got word that the homicidal brother was spotted in RAEG's neighborhood. 2 hours later, after finishing a threesome with two shallow, insensitive women, MACHISMO took off in the Machismobile to Nowheresville to rescue his occasional plucky sidekick.

 

Upon entering RAEG's house, he witnessed RAEG crushing his evil twin with a giant MegaBlok.

 

"He finally busted his cherry." MACHISMO continued. "First kill, with a giant plastic block. Ha! What a champ!"

 

However, neighbors have reported immediate strange behaviors from RAEG, including a sudden interest in poetry and "whale-free tuna salad." RAEG was also seen crying about how beautiful the world is. When approached for his thoughts on these developments, MACHISMO told YCM News "all that pussiness will be gone after I buy him a steak and a hooker."

 

 

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