Just Crouton Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Source The internet is abuzz today after former WWE Superstar CM Punk announced he is transitioning from the respectable, competitive sport of professional wrestling to the choreographed, circus-like spectacle of mixed martial arts. Punk, who earned his fame as a legitimate fighter in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), said he is looking forward to entertaining fans in the cartoonish pseudo-sport of Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC). “I have a background in kempo and I’ve been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu for a long time,” said Punk, adding that his background in improv comedy and Shakespearean drama will also serve him well in UFC. “Pro wrestling taught me how to fight,” he added, “but now I’m keen to learn the showbiz side of sports entertainment.” Punk is expected to become UFC champion before January, unless he walks out of the company first, which is widely believed to be inevitable. By February, Punk is expected to be a mainstay on the national spelling bee circuit. ______________ I await Punk's promo involving a man wearing a mask for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 its funny because wrestling is the most fake sport there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 its funny because wrestling is the most fake sport there is. this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Are you kidding me? Wrestling is real guys... I hope this pansy chokes on his slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Are you kidding me? Wrestling is real guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 No I'm serious Wrestling is a real sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 I'm serious too. Wrestling is a sport, but I can't believe the fights themselves are actually real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Of course they're not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 no they're super real :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Well, they're not imaginary or anything. But they're real in the sense that non-documentary/educational films and tv shows are real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 you guys are mean :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Well it's true. They do train and hurt each other, but everything is pre-planned and there's no real competition, it's for entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 that's not true :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 This is the silliest thread, these comments, priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoRWBY65 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 I'm a fan of WWE, but even I know the majority of it is planned well in advance, they train so that it looks real without hurting the other person, and they know how the match will end before it starts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Guise this adora girl is rite wrestling is most real sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Jason David Frank apparently wants to fight him in his debut match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.