Elijah~ Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 This just in. Local trapster of YCM named, The Trap, was found dead early Saturday morning at 5:35 AM inside of his home. It all began after the closing of his restaurant, where he had went missing for 2 weeks. When he had returned, he had found a job opening at a local grocery store that had decent pay. Three days later, one his friends had knocked on the door to borrow one of his famed traps, which have a variety of uses. He opened the door only to find The Trap's dead body laying on the floor. His friend immeadiately dialed 911 and the ambulance had arrived 5 minutes later. The YCMPD is currently doing the investigation of the alleged homicide. The only information the YCMPD have found so far is from his autopsy, notimg the cause of death was by intoxication and several strikes to the head with a sharp object. More information will be realeased as the YCMPD finds more information. The funeral service will be held on November 30,2014 at 7:30 PM inside the Miscellaneous section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted November 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 THIS JUST IN! We have more news on the mourder of local trapster, The Trap. We just learned that the murderer had the footprints of what resembled to be a cat. YCMPD had asked a few nearby neighbors if they noticed anything suspiscious. Here are some responses: " I noticed something like a cat that knocked on The Trap's door and went inside just yesterday afternoon. The Trap mentioned that one of his friends that was a cat who used to be a cow was coming over for a visit" " I didn't see anything. That's all I know." " I'M INNOCENT. PLEASE DON'T ARREST ME!!!" We asked the first neighbor if she could describe the murder's appearennce. She said that he had seen him in a few other places and recalled that he had recently went to the resemblance of a cat. He had pink fur and green eyes. The YCMPD had interrogated the suspected murderer, Lord CowCow, who had pleaded guilty to the murder, saying that The Trap had kept a pack of beef in the refidgerator and had planned to grill them and serve them to CowCow. The trial will take place the day after the funeral at 8:30 PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 >a cat Oh, so it's not hapyp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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