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YOU TOLD DOGGIE TO BE A DRUNKIE AND YOU KILLED /ME/ ALL THE TIME BEFORE YOU WENT MISSING.
CHERRY IS A DICK TO ANIMALS.

 
THAT WAS IN THE PAST
I'VE BEEN REBORN ANEW
 

What if it wasn't bottles of booze instead of a bag of beef, but bottle of booze AND a bag of beef? And what if another dog or cat came and took the beef before this dog woke up? Just speculation.


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What if it wasn't bottles of booze instead of a bag of beef, but bottle of booze AND a bag of beef? And what if another dog or cat came and took the beef before this dog woke up? Just speculation.

 

Impossible because Cherry never remembered to feed doggie unless it was like, a week past the date he was supposed to be. 

 

SHE DISAPPEARED LESS THAN A WEEK THEN HIS FEEDING DATE.

@CHERRY: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU'RE A DICK TO ANIMALS.

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Just because you're drunk, you can't remember to feed your pet? That's drunkist (or whatever the word is)! You don't know that she would have fed him early because she knew she'd be gone for a while!

 

Cherry isn't that responsible, she couldn't remember to feed doggiebro even when she wasn't drunk!

 

which wasn't very often mind you.

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This just in, bird lovers everywhere have joined in the manhunt for Cherry upon hearing word that she has repeatedly murdered an endangered bird. Caeda the Red Breegull has reportedly been murdered several times by Cherry but thankfully through the power of true love she is still with us.

 

Also Cherry has come out as saying that she was indeed "a dick" to animals in the past but claims to be born anew. This claim is highly doubted by those who have heard it considering the events wherein she neglected her dog are said to have happened last month. Regardless, this confession of past crimes to animals is being used by the angry animal activist mob to gather more support.

 

We have been informed that Cherry has agreed to stand trial by beavers. However this has not quelled the anger of the mobs who still desire to personally beat her up.

 

On a side note, pictures of Cherry have now been made into internet memes wherein the maker of said meme mocks her by saying some horrible thing they do casually followed by "I don't have a problem." One such example is shown below.

 

[spoiler=The New Cherry Meme]

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This has been a YCM News Report. Keeping you informed whether you cared or not.

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