Andx Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 This just in we have received word that the user formerly known as Zeonark or iCherry and currently known as iCherries is on the run from animal activists who recently discovered she had been abusing her dog. Andx, her dog, is currently being housed in the home of Lord Cowcow and his wife Shiki. When asked about what had happened he explained that his master "has done strange things with [him] many times over the years inside of her closet". When asked to go into more detail he shuddered and wouldn't respond. He then also stated that more recently he had been on the streets as Cherry had disappeared for a month and neglected to leave any food out for him. He wandered the streets until he was taken in by Lord Cowcow during the Halloween season earlier this year. He also made it a point to mention that he still loved his master but he's a dog and what do dogs know? This incident has been reported to the YCMPD and they are currently still in the process of handling all the initial paperwork. They project to still be doing so for another three weeks. Animal activists however were enraged and are attempting to take justice into their own hands. They warn that Cherry and all those on her so-called "team" will be taken by their angry mob and soundly beaten. This has been a YCM News Report. Keeping you updated whether you cared or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 this must be a lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I will be the devil's advocate, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 LIES AND SLANDERI LEFT FOOD OUT FOR YOU THE DAY AFTER I VANISHED THAT MONTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 NO YOU DIDN'T CHERRY. DOGGIEBRO WAS FOUND COLD AND ALONE BY COWCOW AND SHIKI, I HAD NO IDEA WHERE HE WAS AT DURING ALL THIS, SO YOU OBVIOUSLY GOT DRUNK, FORGOT DOGGIE, THEN LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED WHEN YOU WENT MISSING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 gasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 NO YOU DIDN'T CHERRY. DOGGIEBRO WAS FOUND COLD AND ALONE BY COWCOW AND SHIKI, I HAD NO IDEA WHERE HE WAS AT DURING ALL THIS, SO YOU OBVIOUSLY GOT DRUNK, FORGOT DOGGIE, THEN LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED WHEN YOU WENT MISSING. BIRDIE, YES THAT IS THE TRUTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 NO YOU DIDN'T CHERRY. DOGGIEBRO WAS FOUND COLD AND ALONE BY COWCOW AND SHIKI, I HAD NO IDEA WHERE HE WAS AT DURING ALL THIS, SO YOU OBVIOUSLY GOT DRUNK, FORGOT DOGGIE, THEN LEFT THE DOOR UNLOCKED WHEN YOU WENT MISSING.I PUT A BLANKET OUTSIDE WITH THE FOODIS IT MY FAULT HE DIDNT NOTICE?i dont have a drinking problem i swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I PUT A BLANKET OUTSIDE WITH THE FOOD IS IT MY FAULT HE DIDNT NOTICE? i dont have a drinking problem i swear THAT WASN'T A BLANKET IT WAS A BOTTLE OF BOOZE. AND THERE WAS NO FOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THROWING OUT A WHOLE BAG OF BEEF ON THE LAWNBOTTLES CAN BE BLANKETS YOU KNOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Damn, how do you confuse a bottle of booze for a blanket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER THROWING OUT A WHOLE BAG OF BEEF ON THE LAWN BOTTLES CAN BE BLANKETS YOU KNOW THERE WAS NO BEEF IT WAS A BAG OF BOOZE BOTTLES CHERRY. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 Damn, how do you confuse a bottle of booze for a blanket? i think the better question is how do you not confuse a bottle of booze for a blanket THERE WAS NO BEEF IT WAS A BAG OF BOOZE BOTTLES CHERRY. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.WELLBOOZE CAN BE NUTRITIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 wow cherry how could u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 WELL BOOZE CAN BE NUTRITIOUS IT WOULDN'T BE THAT BAD BUT THEY WERE ALL EMPTY CHERRY YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE ANY BOOZE FOR THE DOGGIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I LEFT SOME FULL BOTTLES OUT THERE I SWEAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't really get what all is going on here. But as far as the booze bottles, I don't drink. So even if there was full ones out I was trying to go find food. Which I did, but like in garbage cans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I LEFT SOME FULL BOTTLES OUT THERE I SWEAR NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU LEFT DOGGIEBRO TO STARVE AND DIE OF THIRST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't really get what all is going on here. But as far as the booze bottles, I don't drink. So even if there was full ones out I was trying to go find food. Which I did, but like in garbage cans. *gives food to doggie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I don't really get what all is going on here. But as far as the booze bottles, I don't drink. So even if there was full ones out I was trying to go find food. Which I did, but like in garbage cans. well you should start NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU LEFT DOGGIEBRO TO STARVE AND DIE OF THIRST.LIESLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 This just in we have received word that Cherry has now come out in support of animal alcoholism. While denying claims of abuse she said the following to her dog concerning the statement that he doesn't drink: "well you should start". The angry mob of animal activists felt a fresh surge of anger and received a new wave of supporters in light of this. Various anti-drinking organizations and associations are considering joining in the hunt. This has been another YCM News Report. Keeping you updated whether you cared or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 I need to find a new team it seems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 LIES LLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSS CHERRY YOU'RE A HORRIBLE ANIMAL OWNER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherries Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 WAITNOTHIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I LOVE ANIMALSI DEFENDED AN ORCA IN COURT YOU KNOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 WAIT NO THIS ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I LOVE ANIMALS I DEFENDED AN ORCA IN COURT YOU KNOW YOU TOLD DOGGIE TO BE A DRUNKIE AND YOU KILLED /ME/ ALL THE TIME BEFORE YOU WENT MISSING. CHERRY IS A DICK TO ANIMALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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