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I was the turkey.


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Many an american is busy devouring the flesh of a turkey today and perhaps remembering things they're thankful for.

 

But what you didn't know...

 

[spoiler=The Truth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuNAE1AV4ls

[/spoiler]

 

Yes, now you know. I hope that the truth of this matter will weigh heavily in your souls as you contemplate what you have done.

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but you're a dog

 

dogs aren't turkey

 

Oh I get it. Just because I'm a dog I can't be a turkey? I feel highly discriminated against. Not by you but by whatever decided I couldn't be a turkey if I wanted to be.

 

If we eat turkey today, and you're the turkey, and you're a dog...

 

Holy sh*t we're all now Asian.

 

Yes the truth of the matter has made an impact on you. This was the intended result.

 

i dont even celebrate thanksgiving but there was a turkey on my tray all day anyway

now i know why

this is the most shocking plot twist ive experienced of all 2014

 

Pretty slow year if this is the most shocking plot twist for you. Must not have noticed the other attempts...

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