Despite his assertions to the contrary, his hair is in fact a Kuriboh

[Just Crouton]

[Peridank]

... You... I have... Well...

I'LL CALL THE YCMPD ON YOU FOR HARASSMENT!!!

[Slinky]

... You... I have... Well...

I'LL CALL THE YCMPD ON YOU FOR HARASSMENT!!!

 

This is the operator for the YCMPD. We have not looked into your crisis, and we have decided to not take action.

That is all.

[Peridank]

I wanna talk to goose... Again... I am a rich white man...

[Lunar Origins]

I wanna talk to goose... Again... I am a rich white man...

 

as a girl who frequents tumblr, i am automatically inclined to think you're scum

[Resident Fascist]

as a girl who frequents tumblr, i am automatically inclined to think you're scum

As a man who has not touched tumblr in his life, i am automatically inclined to think you're drunk

[Just Crouton]

... You... I have... Well...

I'LL CALL THE YCMPD ON YOU FOR HARASSMENT!!!

 

 

YOU CALLED?

[Peridank]

... Goose... Please... I'll fill the paperwork...

[Just Crouton]

... Goose... Please... I'll fill the paperwork...

 

The YCMPD doesn't believe in paperwork.

[Peridank]

That is bs... The YCMPD is all about paper work... Its how they operate. Have you learn nothing?

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

Silly kid is gon get smite'd

[Peridank]

... Sorry... I'm 'un-hip' and am not familar w/ smiting...