New poll shows YCMPD to have a higher approval rating than the YCM Mod Team

[Goose]

In a recent poll conducted by [information redacted], the YCMPD was shown to have a significantly higher approval rating than the YCM Mod Team.  The Mod Team has been on a steady decline since 2004 when the website was first created, and today is at an abysmal -30%.  In sharp contrast in the new YCMPD which is polling at 130% which is only 5% lower than YCM Mod Team back in 2004.  

 

The poll also found that the YCMPD is perceived as being more approachable, more in touch, and more handsome than the Mod Team. However there is one area that the Mod Team still has locked up: effectiveness.  No a single member surveyed could think of one thing the YCMPD had actually done and it's overall effectiveness rating averaged a lousy 3%. The Mod Team was rated as 78% effective, a nice boost likely due to the recent Halloween event.  When asked about these results, YCMPD chief, Detective Inspector Goose, responded that "these are not shocking numbers and are in line with our motto primum complementum paperwork which roughly means fill out the paperwork first."

 

The survey had a sample size of [redacted].  Results are accurate to within [redacted]% [redacted] time out of 20.

[Just Crouton]

YCM has mods?

[Big Lez]

Wait there is a YCM Police Department 

Where do i sign in for the YCM Mob?

[Goose]

You're going to need to talk to Criminal Syndicate Duck I believe

[Big Lez]

So where do i find him? Would killing him benefit my position in that Organisation?

[Maeriberii Haan]

The poll was rigged.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

However I still have better approval rating.