Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 We're currently looking for a damsel in distress, please read your lines, then we will decide and move onto the next audition! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I know this isn't the role you're looking for, but can I be the main villain's gigantic window? => I'd probably be a terrible damsel in distress though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Romeo, oh romeo, why aren't I playing romeo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 dis gun be gud movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Arf, woof, bark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Help, oh no, much distress, very damsel, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Oh no. I am female. I am distressed. Someone come save me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Oh no. I am female. I am distressed. Someone come save me. I WILL SAVE YOU- oh wait. we are in competition... SAVE ME INSTEAD, SENPAI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 COWCOW IS DAMSEL DOGGIE IS MAIN VILLIAN ABC IS THE MAGIC MIRROR THAT IS ALSO A WINDOW RAEG IS A BACKGROUND CHARACTER GIGA IS A RANDOM ROMEO CAMEO. ALSO IM CASTING NIGHT TO PRETEND TO BE SAMUEL L. .JACKSON PRETENDING TO BE NIGHT. MORE ROLES TO BE GIVEN OUT SOON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Should any of you need an agent, Zeonic staff will be on set to take your money insure that all of your needs are provided for and that you are compensated fairly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Landed a part that wasn't even being looked for. Nice. Hooray I'm a villain again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 What is the movie going to be called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 What is the movie going to be called? Gandhi II I already have the trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE It'll be the best movie ever Wait, if we have the damsel and the villain, then who's the hero? the hero will be Gandhi playing as himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 THE MOVIE IS SIMPLY TITLED: "THE" THE HERO WILL BE PLAYED BY TOMMY WISEAU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I will be the best damsel in the most distress possible. As long as Tommy doesn't hit me. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 TOYO IS THE LANDLORD OF DOGGIE'S EVIL LAIR, SHE WILL MAKE 5 APPEARANCES, EACH ONE ACCOMPANIED BY AND EXPLOSION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 But isn't Mugen the landlord? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 ELLY WILL BE A TINY POTATO WHO BELIEVES IN EVERYONE WHILE NARRATING THE STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'll be someone lame cameoing in one scene before being brutally murdered accidentally by the villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I just realized. Oh no. I am female. I am distressed. Someone come save me. tfw I was chosen as a damsel instead of my sister. Don't know what to think of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 NAI IS THE SUPER VILLAIN'S DEAD WIFE WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM, BUT IT DOESNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 NAI IS THE SUPER VILLAIN'S DEAD WIFE WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM, BUT IT DOESNT. I call dibs on being the one who talks about the dead wife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I call dibs on being the one who talks about the dead wife! REQUEST GRANTED. YOU WILL DISCUSS IT WITH THE TINY POTATO NARRATOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 "O-oh! Oh Zai... Yes! Yes! Right there!" wrong lines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted November 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 "O-oh! Oh Zai... Yes! Yes! Right there!" wrong lines CLOSE ENOUGH, HIRED AS FEMALE ACCOMPLICE TO THE VILLAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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