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its about an unlucky loser in high school who has special powers that activate when he has courage and he has to collect a specific number of plot objects to save the world and his character development is a never-ending cycle of him remembering he has friends and a desire to protect them which unlocks new powers and he has a giant robot powered on courage and friendship that he has a special bond with even though its an inanimate object and doesnt feel but its his best friend because it does what he wants it to do and he has a monster who becomes stronger when the he believes in himself and teaches him courage and hero has a code of honor that makes him do stupid things like revive a dying villain to have an honorable fight or cut off his own limbs to have a fair fight and his friends will champion his decisions because of his uncompromising self-serving resolve to be a dumb edit: he has eye lasers

 

he also has a harem and one girl gets angry at everything he does and berates him while standing like a chicken and she'll be the most annoying character on the show and theres a girl with glasses whos always quiet and a cougar who sexually teases him and calls him "boy" in english and a girl whos a childhood friend and his little sister who is drawn in sexual positions for a pointless incest gag thats really really disgusting and ill cleanse my soul with a rambo marathon after each scene and a macho girl who has no chance with the hero because she isnt feminine enough because anime and a girl who is overly energetic and comic relief and a girl whos a magical girl

 

theres also an emo rival with unusual white hair who looks away when talking with his eyes closed and condescends to the hero and exists to be cool but the novelty wears off by the end of the first arc

 

and the villains will be a guy who wants to be worshipped as a god and sends 1 monster a week to challenge the hero while indulging in evil laughter and another guy with beady eyes whos crazy and speaks fast about killing and torturing people but never really does onscreen and a comic relief villain who exists to never be funny and another comic relief villain to remind us that the villains arent that threatening and the monsters of the week will all do the same thing and die the exact same way week after week edit: and the villain has an obsessive banana republic store that acts as the base

 

and major fight scenes go on for months and will start off slow for 5 episodes then pick up then stop for 2 months to go into villains generic backstory so well feel sorry about their tragic childhood before they lose then hero gets new powers and win and shows respect to villain even though villain was a murderous douchebag and wouldve killed heros loved ones

 

and most of the dialogue will be recycled week after week with the same gags over and over

 

and everyone ends their sentences with an onomatopeia because shut up

 

and the opening credits will show the hero running in a colorful void for no reason and the girls will be flying around in a colorful void for no reason before striking poses for no reason and the robot strikes a pose for no reason and the bad guys are on-screen for a second before more running and the theme song will be generic j-pop thatll get replaced in the next arc with a hopefully better song

 

and the next episode previews will have the characters yelling about off-topic stuff before reading off the paragraph-long episode title that spoils the entire episode

 

and the dub will have zeo ranger iv and that annoying edward elric guy and lisa ortiz and people will hate the dub anyways because they can never be satisfied

 

all the character designs will be ripped from existing anime like many are

 

ill call it "私は一般的なアニメの女の子とロボットとの力と勇気をたくさん持っていると私は正義を信じて私の魂を目覚めさせるhigaruchi maguchinuちゃん!!!!" or "i have a lot of generic anime girls and a robot and powers and courage and i believe in justice! awaken my soul, higaruchi maguchinu-chan!!!!" in english

 

there will also be a movie thats really just an extended episode with a plot about a mad scientist who copies the heros powers and hero easykills mad scientists evil creation with generic finishing move from the show

 

edit: half the episodes will be recaps and will be shown in the middle of major moments of story arcs to kill pacing

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