LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 I don't know why I didn't make this sooner. Well, this is a place I shall place facts about the glorious race of cow. Simple as that. As a start, some feels. I can confirm this fact personally. Edit: In case you get any ideas of picking on a cow because of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Nice... To know.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Except for the fact people still kill them for burgers. Also, humans have shotguns and other misc. weapons; cows only have their weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Except for the fact people still kill them for burgers. Also, humans have shotguns and other misc. weapons; cows only have their weight. Cows also have superior intelligence than most humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Cows also have superior intelligence than most humans. Why thank you. :) Not to mention, cows managed to kill that many without all of that, that tells you something, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Actually, cows have us ALL beat. they are slowly eating the grass and making global warming happen faster (Somehow, it depends if grass effects it). We all know that they are planning world-wide domination. They will trample us down 1 by 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 That first fact. ;~; Anyway, thank you for this educational thread on cows Lord Cowcow. I look forward to future impartations of cow-based knowledge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 World domination? Don't be silly... Andx, ask and you shall receive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 How to survive a cow's wrath: 1. Don't turn your back on it. 2. Don't stand behind it. 3. Don't be under it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 So the question now is, what is your accent Cowcow and have the other cows ever made fun of you for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 So the question now is, what is your accent Cowcow and have the other cows ever made fun of you for it? Depends on my mood, actually. For instance, when I am angered, this is my mighty roar moo. http://youtu.be/8Wz1lw2_ESo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Nice moo you got there. I'm also impressed you let humans just get all up in your face with video cameras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Nice moo you got there. I'm also impressed you let humans just get all up in your face with video cameras. Eh, some things you gotta deal with when you're a leader of a whole race of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 So weird having nothing new in Misc all day. O.o New fact! Okay not exactly a cow fact really. But...I mean, I saw this and had to post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Drunk Pig vs Cow. Sounds amazing. Wish there was a video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Drunk Pig vs Cow. Sounds amazing. Wish there was a video. There is. It's called Honey Boo Boo and her mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Drunk Pig vs Cow. Sounds amazing. Wish there was a video. I looked it up and got Minecraft videos. They were kinda bad though so I don't feel like posting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 There is. It's called Honey Boo Boo and her mom. Looked it up. Drunk pig vs cow does seem to accurately describe it. And man, went to where you posted that fact from Cowcow and spent the last like half hour just looking at random facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Cows also have superior intelligence than most humans. BULLSHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 BULLSHIT I see what you did there. The truth hurts, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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