Kazooie Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 please fill out the application and we will get back to you name: age: species: sex: gender: appearance: skills: not skills: wanted pay: not wanted things: please fill out professionally and seriously any nonserious applications will be assigned to working in the children's daycare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: Officially Lord CowCow, but I have many. age: 21 species: Cow. I think, not quite sure on this one tbh. I might just be human. Or some kind of cow shapeshifter. sex: Only with my wife. gender: Male. appearance: The most glorious cow you ever did see. skills: I have skills to pay the bills not skills: I can't whistle. :( wanted pay: All the money not wanted things: Winter. I have a family to support after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: Officially Lord CowCow, but I have many. age: 21 species: Cow. I think, not quite sure on this one tbh. I might just be human. Or some kind of cow shapeshifter. sex: Only with my wife. gender: Male. appearance: The most glorious cow you ever did see. skills: I have skills to pay the bills not skills: I can't whistle. :( wanted pay: All the money not wanted things: Winter. I have a family to support after all. hired at minimum wage of $7.50 your position is head butcher welcome to the team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 hired at minimum wage of $7.50 your position is head butcher welcome to the team If I must, to support my family I'll do it. tfw I'm making more money than I did with my job I had irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: Pacman age: Old enough species: Yellow circle-mouth-thing sex: ...y and I know it gender: Male appearance: "Yellow circle-mouth-thing" -Pacman skills: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM not skills: Actually playing Pac-Man (seriously, I suck at it) wanted pay: Many monies not wanted things: For Goose to find out I'm applying for a side job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 If I must, to support my family I'll do it. tfw I'm making more money than I did with my job I had irl. we treat our employees like cattle family welcome to the family cow name: Pacman age: Old enough species: Yellow circle-mouth-thing sex: ...y and I know it gender: Male appearance: "Yellow circle-mouth-thing" -Pacman skills: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM not skills: Actually playing Pac-Man (seriously, I suck at it) wanted pay: Many monies not wanted things: For Goose to find out I'm applying for a side job hired, your job is inventory. here's your clipboard and pen, you'll make $4.50 a day if you get all your work done. we need to know how much of everything there is in the food department welcome to the family Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: Andx age: Umm, 4 I think. Been a dog online since like 2010 and who even remembers before that species: Dog sex: i am 4 and what even gender: male [spoiler=appearance:] [/spoiler] skills: i can bark at things and use something called sarcasm not skills: thumbs wanted pay: 1 lb bacon/hour not wanted things: cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: ~British Soul~ age: 20 species: Human sex: Will only have it with Yubelgender: Male appearance: I'm a tall person, that's all you need to know.skills: I have the skills to pay the billsnot skills: Whatever doesn't pay the billswanted pay: Many moniesnot wanted things: anyone else to have sex with Yubel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: Andx age: Umm, 4 I think. Been a dog online since like 2010 and who even remembers before that species: Dog sex: i am 4 and what even gender: male [spoiler=appearance:] [/spoiler] skills: i can bark at things and use something called sarcasm not skills: thumbs wanted pay: 1 lb bacon/hour not wanted things: cats hired, you're the head greeter, your station has a little stool you can sit on to greet the people for every ten customers you make smile, you get half a pound of bacon welcome to the family doggie name: ~British Soul~ age: 20 species: Human sex: Will only have it with Yubelgender: Male appearance: Tall, wears a top hatskills: I have the skills to pay the billsnot skills: Whatever doesn't pay the billswanted pay: Many moniesnot wanted things: anyone else to have sex with Yubel denied unless you remove your top hat this is a respectable establishment and we don't wear hats here, it draws in fedora wearers and we can't have that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 hired, you're the head greeter, your station has a little stool you can sit on to greet the people for every ten customers you make smile, you get half a pound of bacon welcome to the family doggie Best job ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 denied unless you remove your top hat this is a respectable establishment and we don't wear hats here, it draws in fedora wearers and we can't have that. *removes hat* Happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 name: Lonk age: 21 species: Mii... I think sex: Petch. I do take weird requests, though. gender: Male appearance: Disfigured face of a caucasian Mii with blond hair and a green hat skills: Sword Whisperer not skills: Focusing on a straight line wanted pay: .00075x10 to the 4th power not wanted things: Dealing with fecal matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted October 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 *removes hat* Happy now? hired at $4.50 an hour you are a bakery worker, welcome to our family name: Lonk age: 21 species: Mii... I think sex: Petch. I do take weird requests, though. gender: Male appearance: Disfigured face of a caucasian Mii with blond hair and a green hat skills: Sword Whisperer not skills: Focusing on a straight line wanted pay: .00075x10 to the 4th power not wanted things: Dealing with fecal matter. hired, you're head janitor, pay is $7.25 welcoooome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 hired, you're head janitor, pay is $7.25 welcoooome Would have liked Sanitary Engineer, but that position works just as well! I'll take it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 hired at $4.50 an hour you are a bakery worker, welcome to our family I'll take the position of bakery worker, and I'll be sure to become a valued member of your company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Swan Song Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ i love working! name: unholy retribution age: death is ageless species: you are the last of your kind sex: the greatest pleasure is your pain gender: female ^ .^ appearance: the last thing you shall ever see skills: killing not skills: not killing wanted pay: heads not wanted things: not heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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