Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 WE DEMOLISHED A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF YOUR FORTRESS. WE BELIEVE THAT THIS BUSINESS IS OURS. AND YOU ARE BOTH INCORRECT, AS ALWAYS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted November 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 You took nothing. The jar is still with me. All of this war might as well be an illusion, you know~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 WE DEMOLISHED A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF YOUR FORTRESS. What fortress? If you mean my tea shop, you can't get anywhere near it. You took nothing. The jar is still with me. All of this war might as well be an illusion, you know~ I forgot to mention that I sprayed hallucination gas on you so whilst you think you have the jar, in reality you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 WE DESTROYED DA JI'S FORTRESS, NOT YOUR TEA SHOP. AS FOR THE ILLUSION, DA JI, WE DO NOT HAVE MERE OPTICS, SUCH AS YOU PATHETIC ORGANICS DO. WE HAVE A MYRIAD ARRAY OF SENSORS THAT TELL US THE TRUTH BEHIND YOUR LIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 WE DESTROYED DA JI'S FORTRESS Fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted November 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Didn't you know that there's everything I say is the truth? I feel like repeating myself here... Hallucination sprays don't work on a nigh-omnipotent fox spirit like me, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Fazzbear Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 TRACKING ENEMY..................ORGANIC SPOTTED...........ORGANIC NAME: DA JI...........SHALLL I.......EXECUTE??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 DESTROY HER AND THE JAR SHE CARRIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Fazzbear Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 EXECUTION MODE ACTIVATED...........*picks up speed and teleports to Da Ji and lets out a powerful beam and several nuclear powered missles. Teleports off and releases a powerful energy bomb towards target* TARGETS EXECUTED......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Didn't you know that there's everything I say is the truth? I feel like repeating myself here... Hallucination sprays don't work on a nigh-omnipotent fox spirit like me, you know. That's right, you are carrying a jar, except that jar is empty. I currently have the real jar and it's resting in my tea shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 NONE OF YOU HAVE THE REAL JAR. IN FACT, WE SHALL OPEN THE JAR RIGHT NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted November 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Except, that jar is empty too. The real jar is still with me, and Toyo's soul is nearing its eventual demise soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 ...WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND. WE REQUEST AN EXPLANATION AS TO HOW A SOUL THAT IS ALREADY DECEASED CAN DIE ONCE MORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Except, that jar is empty too. The real jar is still with me, and Toyo's soul is nearing its eventual demise soon. The jar you have is empty, stop delluding yourself. Thje real jar is in my tea shop and none of you will have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Fazzbear Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 *shakes violently and releases a beam of energy towards Da Ji* WARNING!!!! ENERGY LEVEL REACHING 10%...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted November 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Who's being deluded here? The chessmaster that has secretly been running the whole charade single-handedly or the foolish top-hatted idiot who wrongly believes he has a tea shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 THE TRULY DELUDED ONE IS THE ONE WHO BELIEVES THAT SHE HAS WON, WHEN IN FACT, PIECES HAVE BEEN MOVING ON ANOTHER BOARD SHE COULD NOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Who's being deluded here? The chessmaster that has secretly been running the whole charade single-handedly or the foolish top-hatted idiot who wrongly believes he has a tea shop? I do have a tea shop though, therefore I'm not the deluded one here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted November 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 You don't. The only constant rule here is that I never tell a lie, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 INDEED. WE REQUEST THAT YOU END THIS CHARADE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 You don't. The only constant rule here is that I never tell a lie, remember? You are telling lies though. I do have a tea shop, what are you smoking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted November 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 Then bring me a glass of wine made with the blood of one of the monsters. It's all I wanted in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 That can be arranged... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Fazzbear Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I dont....posess....bloodI dont....posess....blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 ... WE ARE SURPRISED, AND AMUSED, THAT IT IS THAT EASY. WE PRESENT YOU WITH A GOBLET MADE FROM OUR INTERNAL SYSTEMS, FILLED WITH OUR NANITE-BASED SELF-REGULATORY LUBRICANT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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