Just Crouton Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 The criminal has already murdered four teenagers who were in the middle of sexual activity. The Machismo Kingdom requests that all promiscuous, pretty white 18-year old girls head to Machismo's Fortress of Manliness immediately for their own safety until this killer is brought to GREAT JUSTICE. The Machismo Kingdom also requests that Jamie Lee Curtis puts down her 9th container of Activia and finds somewhere to hide. God Machismo plans to assemble a strike team that includes the ghost of Donald Pleasence, Busta Rhymes, and LL Cool J, though the latter wonders why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Thank god the YCMPD's top agent is on the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Trick-or-Treat! This does not at all sound like a ploy for Machismo to have a bunch of girls gathered in one place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 It's obviously just for their protection. Machismo is a stand-up guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Machismo is a police officer, an outstanding member of society, and generally a fantastic hunk on manliness. I can see no possible ulterior motives in this move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 For the record, it wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 For the record, it wasn't me. Clearly your albino twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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