Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 For murder of a young girl madly in love with you. Victim's name is only identified as "Toyo". Estimated time of death: 24:00 AM, last Friday. Cause of death: Knife slash to the throat. Victim died almost instantaneously. Murder weapon: Small knife. Has the victim's fingerprints on it, but covered under a layer of the murderer's fingerprints. The victim confronted the murderer at 23:45 PM and then stabbed the murderer in the stomach, causing the murderer to fall down. The victim then reeled back at the shock of what she just did, and the murderer, being a chet, resurrected and drove the knife across her throat. The murderer then placed the body in such a way so that it looks like a suicide. How will you wiggle your way out of this, Mr. Chet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 That's wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Aix is currently taking refuge in a church and therefore you will have to wait to arrest him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 It was actually ten of me, js. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 That's wine. Sorry to disappoint you, but that's blood. Both the victim's and your blood is on the murder weapon. Also, would you really protect a murderer? I can arrest you for being his accomplice and interfering with arrest, you know~? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I still need Aix around for a bit more is why. Speaking of which, he's not QUITE done with that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I care not for your temporal weddings. This murderer must be caught immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I think the court ruled this as a case of self-defense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Who is Aix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 You're a chet. The rules are different for your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Whoa, whoa, you aren't even YCMPD. Nobody can make arrests without going through the proper legal procedures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Also, the order is all fucked up. >Is under arrest >"court already ruled it as self defense" >lack of YCMPD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I have the backing of one of your agents~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I have the backing of one of your agents~ …please don't say unnecessary things, mam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 What? That's not possible. Everyone knows nobody in the YCMPD actually does any work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconus297 Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I'm on Pacmanexus's side on this one. I'm undertaking a citizen's arrest of you for impersonating a YCMPD officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I don't understand. Why are you protecting a proven murderer? He took the life of your "Idol", did he not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 All I'm saying is that we have to go through the legal process. Speaking of which, Draconus, you can't arrest her right away. You have to go through the proper bureaucratic channels first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Fine, process it all you want. There's plenty of evidence against Aix anyway, you slimy corrupt police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Wait, police are allowed to not be corrupt? Has the goose lied to me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Wait, police are allowed to not be corrupt? Has the goose lied to me? Perhaps. Foxes are entirely more trustworthy than geese, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I dunno... You might be trying to turn me against my allies for your malicious purposes. That would be bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Don't worry Pac, you're doing a perfectly fine bad job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I dunno... You might be trying to turn me against my allies for your malicious purposes. That would be bad. I'm not. All I want is to get Aix behind bars and avenge the poor girl's death. Foxes are physically incapable of lying, you know~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 See? Cowcow supports me. I trust Cowcow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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