Shiki Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Night is falling, and the Sagrada Familia lights up with a dazzling aurora of colours. Alas, the long-awaited time arrives. I-I think we've delayed this long enough. Everyone take your seats please... I-I'm not n-nervous at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmusu Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 it's mama's special day! *sprinkles flowers everywhere* *twirls around in a dress* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 WE SHALL PROVIDE SECURITY FOR THE PREMISES...AND CATERING FOR ALL OF THE GUESTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Oh! I-it's really happening hey? Well, I'm calm, I'm totally calm. I'm the calmest person in the world...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmusu Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 it's okay papa! you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 *Takes swig of booze from flask in rearmost pew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 WE HAVE ALSO PROVIDED PLENTY OF GUESTS IN THE FORM OF SERVITORS AND THOSE WE HAVE INDOCTRINATED. THE ORGANIC KNOWN AS ZAI SHALL HAVE PLENTY OF COMPANY IN THE REAR OF THE ESTABLISHMENT WITH HUNDREDS OF NAKED HUSKS AROUND HIM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmusu Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 naza-san, no servitoring people allowed! a-a-and no i-in-dock-trin-nating people either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 *Takes a seat* I did say I had other things on, but I was told by NPC guests that those things were "not important" and forced me to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I have arrived to oversee this ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 1.) Aix is Merc 2.) How did I remember that name? 3.) I am here for best man duties 4.) What are best man duties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 4.) What are best man duties? I don't even know what groom duties are, let alone best man. Someone tell me what to do, ASAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 BASED ON OUR CUMULATIVE EXPERIENCE FROM HAVING AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AS THE BASIS OF OUR GESTALT, WE BELIEVE THE GROOM IS TO CHEAT ON THEIR BRIDE-TO-BE, WHILE THE BEST MAN COVERS FOR THE GROOM'S ADULTERY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 BASED ON OUR CUMULATIVE EXPERIENCE FROM HAVING AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AS THE BASIS OF OUR GESTALT, WE BELIEVE THE GROOM IS TO CHEAT ON THEIR BRIDE-TO-BE, WHILE THE BEST MAN COVERS FOR THE GROOM'S ADULTERY. can confirm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I don't even know what groom duties are, let alone best man. Someone tell me what to do, ASAP! You stand here with me at the front while we wait for the bridal procession to arrive. Aren't you all glad to have a priest here? Giga is the ringbearer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 IT IS THE MOST LOGICAL CONCLUSION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Giga is the ringbearer. Oh, the irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 It seems that most of the guests have arrived, even the... less-wanted ones... Monmusu, come with me, you and I form the procession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 You stand here with me at the front while we wait for the bridal procession to arrive. Aren't you all glad to have a priest here? Giga is the ringbearer. I think this is a much better idea. Bad Nazara. *waits* *waits really well* *totally not nervous* *I'm serious* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 PARDON ME, BUT A NEARBY COMMERCIAL AIRLINER'S FLIGHTPLAN BRINGS IT WITHIN AN UNCOMFORTABLY CLOSE 4213 METERS OF THE CHAPEL. ... THE POTENTIAL THREAT HAS BEEN DEALT WITH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 *comes in and takes a seat* Hello guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 *rushes in, completely out of breath* I didn't miss anything did I? No just barely getting going it seems. Huzzah! I made it on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Don't worry doggie you're fine. These things take a long while apparently. Glad you could make it! *waiting super well and not concerned about anything at all I mean it* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZAI!!!! Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 *takes additional swig from flask.* *Grumbles incoherently* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki Posted October 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I... I'm here... *slowly begins walking forth* Hello... CowCow... I think some sort of speech should be necessary at this time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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