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A Message to Philsophers


Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz

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Physically speaking, it does not make a "sound."

 

When it falls it will of course make sound waves, as anything does, simply from the vibrations of hitting the ground. However, for those waves to be considered sound, they have to be heard by someone. It is not a sound until the sound waves are registered by a creature.

 

That of course being said, if an animal is around when the tree falls, it did make a sound, because the animal heard it. But if there is no living creature around, although sound waves were created, a sound was not.

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TREES FALLING IS IRRELEVANT.

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But can it? How do we know, if we are not there??? In actuality, it both makes a sound and does not make a sound.

SCHRODINGER, B*TCHES

 

*whispering* Pssst, Giga, the Schrodinger's cat example is meant to show the absurdity of applying quantum physics principles to the macroscopic world. Probably best to not make your points off of it.

 

And with commentary on physics in a thread about talking to philosophers I'm out.

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Silly Andx, didn't you read? He's not talking about Schrodinger's Cat.

He specifically mentioned "Schrodinger's b****es". A much, much less well known experiment.

 

Ooooohhhhhh. Wait...

>"Schrodinger's b****es"

 

We talking the typical sense of the word humans use or the one that might make me more interested?

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Both. The answer is both.

 

I'll have to research and recreate this experiment then. Thank you kindly for informing me of it.

 

Anyway, this is more than I intended for this thread so to continue the philosophical debate: What is sound anyway? What does it mean to hear? How can we know if we really hear anything?

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(Disclaimer, I rarely really know much of anything.)

The thing is, we don't know for sure. We can have no way of knowing the truth, in reality. Because even if we're sure of something's existence, it doesn't make it truly fact. For instance, we all think we know what a dog's bark sounds like. But, what if what each person hears as the sound of a dog's bark is different from everyone else? For all we know, the next person could hear a dog bark as the sound of a cat to you.

Well then why does everyone make the same noise? Because that's the noise you hear for it. So there's no way to tell a difference.

Basically, there is no way of saying truly what sound is, where it comes from, and if what we hear is what is true. Because...there is no true meanings in the grand scheme of things. Only what we interpret as the truth, which can change over time.

(What am I even talking about anymore? I have no idea...)

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