Experience Bij

[Nazara]

IN THE CULTURES WE HAVE STUDIED FOR HARVEST, WE FOUND THAT THE ORGANICS CALLED KLINGONS WILL EXPOSE THEIR WARRIORS TO UTTER ATROCITIES OF THE SENSES IN ORDER TO STRENGTHEN THEIR OWN FORTITUDE AND WEED OUT THE WEAK OF THEIR UNITS.

THEREFORE, WE PROPOSE A SIMILAR GAME TO DECIDE WHO IS FIT FOR PROCESSING.

WE SHALL SHOW YOU SUCCESSIVE LEVELS OF VIDEOS FROM THE KLINGON EMPIRE, AND SEE WHO IS READY TO MOVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

WHOEVER MAKES IT TO THE END SHALL RECEIVE A GRAND PRIZE.

BEGIN, LEVEL ONE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVLNsNqcPhY

[Maeriberii Haan]

Wait what?

Experience BJ?
 

You want us to actually suck your dick?

 

well

 

that's quite a plot twist.

 

Does something like you even have one?

[Nazara]

WE QUESTION YOUR JUDGMENT.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bij

[.Rooster]

THIS IS NOT TRAINING, THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT. I KNOW I AM STEALING YOUR NERDY TEXT, YOU WEAK THING. I WILL NOT NEED THESE PICTURES TO BECOME A KLINGON WARRIOR. I CAN EASILY DO THIS.

 

I MICROSECOND LATER: I WET MY UNDIEWEAR... NOT THAT I WEAR UNDIES.... MOMMY!!!

[.Rooster]

(COUGH) (RETCH) (SCREAM) OK, OK I did it. What are you anyway-(FAINT)

[Azure Wolf]

That was easy. If the next challenges are like this then you need to up your game.

[Nazara]

VERY WELL.

BEGIN, LEVEL TWO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR2ylkZ9-Hw

[TMA-1]

 

VERY WELL.

BEGIN, LEVEL TWO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR2ylkZ9-Hw

 

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[Nazara]

SO BE IT.

BEGIN, LEVEL THREE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvFxQSe3Bo

[~British Soul~]

Had to skip level two because it wasn't available in my country, but level 3 was easy.

[.Rooster]

Now where is the boss level? I'm in the mood for some combat.

[Nazara]

BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE PREVIOUS CHALLENGE, WE SHALL MAKE THINGS MUCH HARDER FOR THE PENULTIMATE SETTING.

BEGIN, LEVEL FOUR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwpCCNjIydU

[Nazara]

...YOU ALL THINK...YOU HAVE WON...BUT AS HALLOWEEN...DRAWS TO A CLOSE...WE WISH YOU...HAPPY HOLIDAYS...

BEGIN, LEVEL FIVE, THE FINAL CHALLENGE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILYBiSjN8s

[~British Soul~]

So... what's the grand prize? I managed to survive level 5.

[Nazara]

BY VIEWING ALL FIVE VIDEOS, AND WATCHING THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES WITHIN, YOU ARE NOW INDOCTRINATED.

CONGRATULATIONS.