(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 It is fake. And CowCow, you were right on the money with your reasoning for why I was frantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Man, you guys had me convinced this might actually be real :C Also, this thread is proof that post count should be enabled in Misc, 'cause I'm getting +1s for saying things just as pointless as the stuff I say in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 I mean I had figured. Anyway... If we can have hypothetical "what if you die" threads in general, then I suppose we can have "hypothetical news" threads in general, as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 the site is literally called "hustle" how were any of you actually thinking it was a real story? Machismo wouldn't lie to us, Machismo knows all, stop your blasphemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Gotta love a bit of semen in the mornin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 YOUR MISERABLE ATTEMPTS AT INFORMING THE GENERAL POPULACE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS ALMOST HUMOROUS. YOUR OWN ORGANIC MEDIA HAS TRANSFORMED WHAT SHOULD BE A STRAIGHTFORWARD METHOD OF AIDING THE PUBLIC HAS BECOME AN ENTERTAINMENT-FUELED FRENZY. WE SHALL DESTROY THIS PART OF YOUR CIVILIZATION LAST. IT SINCERELY AMUSES US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Regardless, my points still stand given the hypothetical situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susie Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 eh not really surprised that its fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madsen Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 if i wanted to consume semen I would just do gay pornography legit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Are you sure this isn't originally from The Onion or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 starbuckets of cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Murphy ☆ Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 lol even if it was actually confirmed to have semen in Starbucks, people would still drink it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Semen isn't a very safe thing actually, seeing as they don't know where it comes from it could be contaminated. Also, seriously why? Why would they risk the trouble they'd get in to do this? Semen isn't safe? Better tell all those people doing oral sex then. Also, lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miror B Posted October 29, 2014 Report Share Posted October 29, 2014 Semen isn't safe? Better tell all those people doing oral sex then. Also, lol.. When you don't know the source you're making a huge risk of Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 According to some studies ingesting the semen of your partner can be beneficial when pregnant. Seeing as how this is just random and probably false, someone is busy with their right hand lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Just saying, when you don't know where it comes from, semen can be pretty dangerous to ingest. Also. According to some studies ingesting the semen of your partner can be beneficial when pregnant. Seeing as how this is just random and probably false, someone is busy with their right hand lately. Random but why right hand specifically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Random but why right hand specifically? Because the majority of people are right handed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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