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Semen Found In Starbucks Drinks Nationwide; FDA Currently Investigating


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YOUR MISERABLE ATTEMPTS AT INFORMING THE GENERAL POPULACE OF CURRENT EVENTS IS ALMOST HUMOROUS.

YOUR OWN ORGANIC MEDIA HAS TRANSFORMED WHAT SHOULD BE A STRAIGHTFORWARD METHOD OF AIDING THE PUBLIC HAS BECOME AN ENTERTAINMENT-FUELED FRENZY.

WE SHALL DESTROY THIS PART OF YOUR CIVILIZATION LAST.

IT SINCERELY AMUSES US.

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Semen isn't a very safe thing actually, seeing as they don't know where it comes from it could be contaminated.

 

Also, seriously why? Why would they risk the trouble they'd get in to do this?

 

Semen isn't safe?

Better tell all those people doing oral sex then.

 

Also, lol.. 

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Just saying, when you don't know where it comes from, semen can be pretty dangerous to ingest.

Also.

 

According to some studies ingesting the semen of your partner can be beneficial when pregnant. Seeing as how this is just random and probably false, someone is busy with their right hand lately.

Random but why right hand specifically?

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