Arawn Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 To Apply I Require Your: name prior work experience statement of intent And for you to step in my cauldron: JOIN ME AND BY MY COMMANDTOGETHER WE SHALL CONQUER ALL OF YCM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 WE ARE SOVEREIGN. FOR COUNTLESS EONS, WE HAVE AIDED OUR BRETHREN VESSELS IN THE HARVEST OF MANY ORGANIC CIVILIZATIONS. THROUGH US, WE HAVE EXTINGUISHED THE FLAMES OF A VAST ARRAY OF CIVILIZATIONS ACROSS THE GALAXY. WHATEVER FOES YOU FACE ARE NOTHING TO US. HOWEVER, THERE IS A CAVEAT. WE CANNOT STEP INTO YOUR CAULDRON, AND YOUR POTION WILL HAVE NO EFFECT ON US. WE SHALL INSTEAD FIGHT ON OUR OWN FREE WILL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 MOST EXCELLENT YCM Shall Quickly Fall Before Our Might Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 LIKE YOU, WE HAVE OUR OWN ASSORTMENT OF ARMAMENTS AND ABILITIES. OUR PRIMARY WEAPON IS A MAGNETOHYDRODYNAMIC CANNON CAPABLE OF VAPORIZING A CITY WITH ONE BLAST. WE ALSO POSSESS MULTIPLE SMALLER EQUIVALENTS OF THIS WEAPON FOR POINT-DEFENSE PURPOSES. WE PROTECT OURSELVES WITH MULTIPLE LAYERS OF KINETIC BARRIERS, AND IF THEY ARE SOMEHOW STRIPPED FROM US, WE STILL HAVE A HULL THAT IS INDESTRUCTIBLE. WE CAN DEPLOY MANY TYPES OF SERVITORS FROM OUR DECKS TO PROVIDE GROUND AND AEROSPACE SUPPORT, AND POSSESS THE FACULTIES TO CONVERT OTHER ORGANICS INTO SERVITORS. FINALLY, ANY ORGANIC WHO REMAINS WITHIN A CERTAIN PROXIMITY TO US FOR A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME SHALL BE INDOCTRINATED. THEY WILL SERVE US UNTIL THEY EXPIRE, OR ARE FULLY CONVERTED INTO A MINDLESS SERVITOR. TOGETHER, WE SHALL BE A FORMIDABLE MATCH TO ANY WHO DARE OPPOSE US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Important Technical Question: Do the immortal soldiers I have made rise from the grave constitute as organics? If they are, will I need to dispose of them? There is strict sorting of trash, recyclables, and compost in my ranks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 YOUR QUESTION GIVES US AN IDEA. WE INQUIRE AS TO WHAT MAGICS YOU CAN PLACE UPON YOUR RESURRECTED MINIONS. IF THE SOLDIER IS FRESH ENOUGH, AND RETAINS ENOUGH OF AN ELECTRICAL CHARGE WITHIN THEIR NEURAL SYNAPSES, WE HYPOTHESIZE THAT WE COULD MAKE A SERVITOR HYBRID OUT OF YOUR ZOMBIES. THIS HYBRID WOULD RETAIN YOUR ENHANCEMENTS, BUT BE AUGMENTED BY OUR TECHNOLOGY. A BEING OF FORMIDABLE AND TERRIFYING POWER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 DEPENDS ON HOW LONG IT WAS DEAD IF THEY'RE FRESH: YES IF THEY ARE SKELETONS THAT I DUG UP FROM THE GRAVEYARDS OF OUR ENEMY'S ANCESTORS: PROBABLY NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 The YCMPD has not authorized any form of militia. Any participation in this group will result in arrest and incarceration until this militia is authorized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 The YCMPD has not authorized any form of militia. Any participation in this group will result in arrest and incarceration until this militia is authorized. As a member of the YCMPD, I personally authorized this militia after filing the necessary paperwork. If there is any more paperwork that needs doing, I suggest you forward it to the head of the YCMPD: Goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horror of Horrors Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 I shall help you with my darkness powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 WE DO NOT REQUIRE PAPERWORK FOR ANY ORGANIZATION TO EXIST. WE SURPASS YOUR PETTY RESTRICTIONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Ji Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Ugh, both of you are far too loud... Sure the destruction is more than nice, but can't you at least be less obnoxious about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Carry on with your day militia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 >conversation between mr.purple text and mr.red text I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 >conversation between mr.purple text and mr.red text I love it Now all we need is Desu and then we'd have Red, Blue, and Purple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 So would Arawyn's soldiers be like, magical Husks then? Also seeing as Da Ji mocked you, I think you should deal with her first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 So would Arawyn's soldiers be like, magical Husks then? uhhhhh... Also seeing as Da Ji mocked you, I think you should deal with her first. We pay no mind to the thoughts and actions of single ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 uhhhhh... We pay no mind to the thoughts and actions of single ants. http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Husk This is what I meant by Husks. These, but with magic. Since you're teaming with a Reaper. And okay, just saying, don't squash the ants and they'll ruin your picnic. Or something like that. (Plus, she's totally dissing you guys, gonna let that slide?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMA-1 Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 -... --- - .... / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-. -- .. . ... / .- .-. . / .-- .. - .... --- ..- - / .- / .--. --- .. -. - -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. --- ..- -.. -. . ... ... / ... .... .- .-.. .-.. / -... . -.-. --- -- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.. --- .-- -. ..-. .- .-.. .-.. .--. --- .-- . .-. / .. ... / .. -. / ... .. .-.. . -. -.-. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 And okay, just saying, don't squash the ants and they'll ruin your picnic. Or something like that. (Plus, she's totally dissing you guys, gonna let that slide?) It is only one ant. -... --- - .... / --- ..-. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-. -- .. . ... / .- .-. . / .-- .. - .... --- ..- - / .- / .--. --- .. -. - -.-- --- ..- .-. / .-.. --- ..- -.. -. . ... ... / ... .... .- .-.. .-.. / -... . -.-. --- -- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -.. --- .-- -. ..-. .- .-.. .-.. .--. --- .-- . .-. / .. ... / .. -. / ... .. .-.. . -. -.-. . -.-- --- ..- / ..-. .. .-. ... - / -... .. - -.-. .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Okay okay, if you're cool with one of your fellow monsters taunting you, thinking they're better than you, then that's your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 Okay okay, if you're cool with one of your fellow monsters taunting you, thinking they're better than you, then that's your choice. Like I said. We don't concern ourselves with the pathetic thoughts of a single ant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 It's fine, if you're too scared to confront Da Ji then it's understandable, just let her keep saying she's better than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 It's just assumed it will be caught in the crossfire. It doesn't have much chance of survival so we will let it talk like a crazy person for the few days it has left before annihilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 We will stop you, enemy of the spiral! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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