Edgy Black Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 War Torn: Who does he think he is? That moderator has tangled with the wrong man! Striker: Darn right. War Torn: No one says "begone" to War Torn! Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear. Striker: More beer? War Torn: What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced. Striker: Who, you? Never! War Torn, you've got to pull yourself together. Gosh it disturbs me to see you, War Torn Looking so down in the dumps Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, War Torn Even when taking your lumps There's no man in the forum as admired as you You're ev'ryone's favorite guy Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why No one's slick as War Torn No one's quick as War Torn No one's neck's as incredibly thick as War Torn's For there's no man in the forum half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! You can ask any Member, ExMod, or Monster And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on Striker and Plebs: No one's been like War Torn A designer like War Torn Striker: No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like War Torn War Torn: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! Striker and Plebs: My what a guy, that War Torn! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!" Striker: War Torn is the best And the rest is all drips Plebs: No one RPs like War Torn Gets panties like War Torn Striker: In a wrestling match nobody bites like War Torn! Monmusu, Sapphira, and Shiki: For there's no one as burly and brawny War Torn: As you see I've got biceps to spare Striker: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny War Torn: That's right! And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair Plebs: No one hits like War Torn Matches wits like War Torn Striker: In a spitting match nobody spits like War Torn War Torn: I'm espcially good at expectorating! Ptoooie! Plebs: Ten points for War Torn! War Torn: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! Plebs: Oh, ahhh, wow! My what a guy, that War Torn! No one GFXs like War Torn Makes those beauts like War Torn Striker: Then goes tromping around wearing boots like War Torn War Torn: I use signatures in all of my decorating! Plebs: My what a guy, War Torn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 0/10 I never consented to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 YCM is now a Disney movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgy Black Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 0/10 I never consented to this. But Watashi-kuuuun, you're the horse. You have no rights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 But Watashi-kuuuun, you're the horse. You have no rights! No, you are the one with no rights imposter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMA-1 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Two of the same breed of maggot fighting over which one rides on top. Now that's what I'd call selfcest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 YOUR ATTEMPTS AT LYRICAL COMPOSITION ARE INANE. CEASE AND DESIST, OR WE WILL FORCE YOU TO COMPLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Two of the same breed of maggot fighting over which one rides on top. Now that's what I'd call selfcest. It's not my fault somebody brought War Torn back. I never asked for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 YCM is now a Disney movie.I don't see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I might have to start calling you Gaston now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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