Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 WE WELCOME YOU TO THE END OF INDIVIDUALITY. THE FIRST STEPS TOWARDS YOUR PRESERVATION AS THE GESTALT OF YOUR ENTIRE CIVILIZATION'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS BEGINS HERE. WE AWAIT YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF YOUR FATE TO BE RENDERED INTO RAW MATERIAL FOR CONSTRUCTION OF A NEW MEMBER OF OUR FLEET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 F*ck off and get me some coffee, stupid robot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 YOUR VULGAR PLEAS SHALL REMAIN UNANSWERED. PLEASE REMAIN STILL WHILE WE BEGIN TRANSMUTING YOU INTO RAW MATERIALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Well well  interesting, if I may say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 ANOTHER MEMBER OF YOUR SPECIES FOLLOWS INSTRUCTIONS AND REPORTS FOR MANDATORY PROCESSING. THAT IS NEARLY ENOUGH FOR YOU TO BE WORTHY OF JOINING THE GESTALT. BUT WE REQUIRE SOMETHING ADDITIONAL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Title wasn't even all caps. Â 2/10, not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 WE DO NOT REQUIRE YOUR INTEREST. YOU SHALL BE PROCESSED, INDOCTRINATED, OR CONVERTED, REGARDLESS OF YOUR DISPOSITION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Nah, not today. I have things to do. Maybe in a couple week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 YOU DO NOT CHOOSE THE TIME OF YOUR PROCESSING. WE WILL DECIDE WHEN YOU ARE PROCESSED. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 0/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanael D. Striker Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I think this is a monster worth killing. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 YOUR ATTEMPTS TO THWART US ARE LIKE WATCHING MICROSCOPIC ORGANISMS UNDER A SCANNER. THEY INTEREST US, BUT THEY CAN NEVER THREATEN US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 0/10 Would not read again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Number Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Do you require any assistance in obtaining these foolish humans for processing sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazara Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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