(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Simple enough. Winner gets [url=http://imgur.com/Hw9dFGD]this shiny ring that I totally didn't steal from CowCow's beautiful proposal to his dead OTP[/url]. Application is simple, and will be followed up with a short interview: Name: Age: Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: Ok, now don't come too fast. inb4 application... or Dae... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Can I submit someone without their consent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Can I submit someone without their consent? Of course! What do you think this is, Mexico? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgy Black Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Goose Age: idk Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: I am soft and my breast is delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Death will come to any who takes the ring that I don't want taking the ring, just adding that into the deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Goose Age: idk Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: I am soft and my breast is delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 [spoiler=if your name is MooMoo or CowCow, do not open] Name: Shiki Age: use anime logic and she's legal Reason: she's a tsundere, and there's NTR[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 [spoiler=if your name is MooMoo or CowCow, do not open] Name: Shiki Age: use anime logic and she's legal Reason: she's a tsundere, and there's NTR[/spoiler] Isn't it interesting that my name happens to be Sir MooMoo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Spider Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: I'm a spider. I have no name... unless you give me one. Age: I lay about 10 dozen babies a month, and I have thousands, so I'd say I'm somewhere between 1 to 3 years old. Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: You're already carrying more of my babies, so I guess this makes things awkward for you and exciting for me. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Himawari Furutani Age: I don't feel like looking it up Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: Boobs Brains You being Sakurako Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Elly Age: whatever age you want me to be Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: for reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sir is a title, MooMoo is your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Sir is a title, MooMoo is your name. Well then I suppose I defied your rule cause I saw..... I saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 So this is where you went, thieving scum! I would unload on you, but I seem to have forgotten my gun in the break room. How about this: I don't shoot you, you return the ring to the cow, and I bring you a box of donuts from the station in return? We have really good donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arawn Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Giga Age: 18 Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: We have similar interests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 You know nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Giga Age: 18 Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: We have similar interests. This isn't me... I swear... Anyway. Compiling applications now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Let's see who gets to die.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I don't think the winner should die wo say... perhaps the lne who stole it to begin with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The both must die. Love is harsh. Exceptions will be made possibly. Love has some mercy. But not much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Goose Age: idk Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: I am soft and my breast is delicious. Tempting, I will keep you posted Name: Goose Age: idk Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: I am soft and my breast is delicious. Seems familiar... [spoiler=if your name is MooMoo or CowCow, do not open] Name: Shiki Age: use anime logic and she's legal Reason: she's a tsundere, and there's NTR[/spoiler] Perfect. Hired. Name: Himawari Furutani Age: I don't feel like looking it up Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: Boobs Brains You being Sakurako THAT AIN'T ME NO MORE Name: I'm a spider. I have no name... unless you give me one. Age: I lay about 10 dozen babies a month, and I have thousands, so I'd say I'm somewhere between 1 to 3 years old. Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: You're already carrying more of my babies, so I guess this makes things awkward for you and exciting for me. :3 Uhh, no. Name: Elly Age: whatever age you want me to be Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: for reasons These reasons seem quite intriguing. Expect an interview soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 So....... Verdict? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I came here to apply before realizing I'd already done it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Name: Catherine Aries Jackson Age: 18 1/2 Reason Why I Should Consider You For the Position of Girlfriend: I'm lame. Skip me. Also, I legitimately find you attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 I came here to apply before realizing I'd already done it twice. Inspector! How could you be so distracted by applying that you didn't come to arrest this ring thief?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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