Andx Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Yes that's right folks! Here at Andx's Emporium of Torches and Pitchforks you too can get everything you need to join that angry mob that should be forming any minute now to drive away the monsters that have so boldly invaded our home. Our torch selection is wide and varied including a great assortment of various chemicals you can burn at the end for all sorts of different colored flames! Every mob needs a lot of torches but that doesn't mean you have to be the same old orange and red like everyone else. Wow all your friends with our green, blue, purple, and even pink burning torches! Stand out in that mob and make the monsters fear your unique light! Our stock of pitchforks comes in two, three, four, or even five pronged variety and includes a variety of different metals! Steel too normal for you? Not a problem! We've got most any metal you could care to have. Even gold and silver! Yes there's many great deals awaiting you! For instance, right now we're having a two for one sale on any standard torch or pitchfork! Two torches for the price of one! You can't beat that! No monster is ever going to do anything other than try to kill you and everyone you know no matter what they say. So come on down and get your angry mob supplies today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Am I evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMA-1 Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Now this is what I call good old fashioned fun. Makes me feel like I was 100 again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onibaba Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Ah, the good old angry mob. I wonder where did they go lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Gimme some forks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Guy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Pitchforks do nothing against someone who can see everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Gimme some forks Well I gotta run for a little while. But I know that I can trust the good and kind people of YCM to kindly leave their money for the goods they purchase at the register on their way out and that they will in no way ransack my store for the purposes of forming an angry mob for free. That and I got security cameras so I'll sue anyone who tries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Number Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Your pitiful pitchforks will do nothing to me once I change colors to be more resistant to physical blows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Your pitiful pitchforks will do nothing to me once I change colors to be more resistant to physical blows.What if the pitchforks are on fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost Number Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Where I come from, fire is a form of magic attack, and thus I'd stay in base form as I'd be receiving both kinds of damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmusu Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 waah! p-please don't hurt me! i j-just want to n-n-nibble on you a little... (๑o̴̶̷̥᷅﹏o̴̶̷̥᷅๑) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eye Guy Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 waah! p-please don't hurt me! i j-just want to n-n-nibble on you a little...(๑o̴̶̷̥᷅﹏o̴̶̷̥᷅๑)[/size]Dry your eyes, Monmusu. You won't scare anyone like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmusu Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 s-sorry! *rubs eyes* I-I'm going to eat you, rawr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Help, I'm not angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Operator Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Pathetic wanderers of 1 dimension. They try to fight us with sticks and stones, when the only true solution is to ŕ̼͔̠͈͠ù̵̢͎̭̟̦̙͙̬̲̩̬̩̥͕͔̳͙͘͢n̡̺̤̩̖̠̺͔̯̘̠͎̖̪͖̗͖̭̮̻̕͡ ̴̢̗͓̮͈̗̰̙͈̖̲̯̕͟a͏̨͜҉̺̝̜̙̹̕ẁ̧̺̞̹͍͈͚̳̰͔͙͙̟̪̮͢͝ͅͅà̴͢͟҉͕͍͖̗͇͓̹͎͓̮̹͉͎̼ͅy̶̴̹͎̪̝̲̖͚̼͙̰͢͝ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Help, I'm not angry. Not to worry friend! Knowing that not everyone has had the opportunity before, we also hold classes to teach one how to effectively participate in an angry mob. They do a great job of helping you be angry as well since that is the point of the mob. They're taught by masters of flawed logic and mob mentality who do really well at stirring up a crowd over things that in less stressful or dangerous times probably wouldn't work. I would highly recommend them to any and all who wish to be part of an angry mob one day. @All monsters in the thread: While I appreciate your comments and will not oppose you in buying any of the products we offer, I feel that it is my duty to inform you that store policy states that we are not liable for any spontaneous formations of angry mobs inside the store while you are here as your presence is deemed valid reason for formation of said mob. Thus we cannot be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain on store property. Thank you for your understanding and enjoy your time shopping if you choose to get a torch or pitchfork yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Do you sell nuclear weapons? Those would clear away the monsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mask Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Does any of your products come in green? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Do you sell nuclear weapons? Those would clear away the monsters. Well supposing I did have nukes, and I'm not saying that I do, I probably wouldn't sell them at some store that survives off the formation of angry mobs. Does any of your products come in green? Why yes my good sir! We have torches that burn green, torches where the handle is actually green, pitchforks with green handles and if you look in the party section of the store you should see colored pitchforks of all varieties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mask Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Why yes my good sir! We have torches that burn green, torches where the handle is actually green, pitchforks with green handles and if you look in the party section of the store you should see colored pitchforks of all varieties. I'll take 6 pairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted October 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 I'll take 6 pairs. *gathers items* Here you are sir, thank you for shopping with us, hope to see you (or your friends, word of mouth advertising is great) again soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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