a bad post Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Post amusing things that happened to you: [spoiler='Spiders']My family is watching a movie and I get up to go make some popcorn, as I'm walking by the table I see something scurry under the chairs out of the corner of my eye. Not sure if it was a trick of the eye or not I pull one of the table's chair's away to see a small spider had been sitting under it. Keep in mind I have severe arachnophobia. Me: *makes weird uncomfortable noises* Dad: What's up? Me: There's a spider under the table. Dad: How big is it? Me: I dunno, kinda small, average size I guess... Dad: Ok... At this point the spider has crawled were is was under the chair further under the table. Having nothing to smack it with, and not really seeing it as a problem I proceed to make some popcorn. As I come back after the popcorn is made, out of curiosity I check were I last saw the spider to see if it's still were I left it. It's not. Nervous I pull out my own chair just to make sure it's not sitting under there, because I had planned on sitting there. Lo and behold it is. Backing up slowly I open the pantry and grab the fly swatter. *Loud smack is heard from kitchen* Me, screaming from kitchen: HE GONE![/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Walking to my friend's car, my friend just screamed "take off your pants". I did. A girl I liked told me to get on my knees. I said no and she got flustered. My friend told me the same thing and I did. She marched off stage, throwing her arms like she was mad. There are a bunch of people offering rides in those carriage bikes. A cute guy asked, "need a ride". I decide to flirt with him, but I say, "No, but if you take a seat, I'll ride you." Let's just say I didn't get his number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I once found 50 bucks lying on the ground. That's about the most interesting thing that ever happened in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 There was this time when Elly raised my hand to say she had destiny. Needless to say, there was a connection. Would have given a real story, but I can't think of anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I punched a girl in the stomach once in Kindergarten. I did it to prove to everyone that I didn't have a crush on her, even though I did. I did the same thing to my old first-grade teacher to get out of her grasp. I'm surprised she's still alive even today, let alone running every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 No one will be as strong as young Thar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 No one will be as strong as young Thar. I was an ill-minded kid. Nowadays I couldn't punch anyone to save my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 I was an ill-minded kid. Nowadays I couldn't punch anyone to save my life. But you can kill orcs with a sword and bow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 But you can kill orcs with a sword and bow. Because I'm a fictional character who's been a soldier all his life and can respawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Speaking of spiders, OP...[spoiler=cool story, bro]One day at my house, with me being the only one there at the moment, and around lunch time- There was this spider that was about the size of a quarter running around behind some stuff on a windowsill; This honestly freaked me out, mostly because it came out of nowhere and was just outright disturbing.But anyway, I wound up chasing it around a bit and trying to get it within a space I could reach it. I eventually managed to get it to the floor, after it had scurried inside this stove drawer; It just kinda' sorta' sat on the top part of the door really.So by this point, this spider is just sitting dead center on our kitchen floor- Basically I just did some stuff to kinda' sorta' "trap" it. Why? Because, for no particular reason, I felt the need to shoe this thing outside and not actually kill it. Was kinda' weird watching it running around in this makeshift container I used to keep it in, but hey, it was just some method to get it outside.'Course, now that it was outside again, it just took off in the opposite direction of my house.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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