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Get me a number one combo with waffle fries.

 

...Whatever your number one combo is. If you don't have combo meals then just pick something.

Right away!

 

*Within a few minutes, an order of bacon, waffle fries, soda, and some sort of bird is prepared.*

 

Here you go. That'll be $6.57. Thank you for choosing Bujingles.

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Right away!

 

*Within a few minutes, an order of bacon, waffle fries, soda, and some sort of bird is prepared.*

 

Here you go. That'll be $6.57. Thank you for choosing Bujingles.

 

My gosh... IT'S SO CHEAP.

 

And it even has mystery poultry. It's like you know me or something.

 

*hands credit card* Yes I'm a dog with a credit card. Don't ask how that works. Just take my money.

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do you have pizza.

Umm, I think we can do that. It won't be like Pizza Hut though.

 

My gosh... IT'S SO CHEAP.

 

And it even has mystery poultry. It's like you know me or something.

 

*hands credit card* Yes I'm a dog with a credit card. Don't ask how that works. Just take my money.

Alrighty then. Hope to see you again!

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I'd like the largest order of free foodstuffs I can get, charged to my 5th Swiss bank account of course.

 

Oh, and a blueberry pancake muffin with sprinkles.

We have some nacho chips on the tables for you while you wait for your food. One blueberry pancake muffin with sprinkles coming up. Will be 20 cent once it's through.

 

I want some fries.

...What kind of fries?

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  • 3 weeks later...

I want some antartic fries with a side of medium-rare wooly mamoth meat, also I would like 15 large mint-chocolate-chip milkshakes with extra ice cream. Oh, I almost forgot, TWO THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED FIFTY THREE POUNDS OF BACON.

Um, sir, a quick search reveals that Antarctic fries don't really exist, wooly mammoths have been extinct since forever, and it's going to take a while to get all that bacon. We can give you the milkshakes though; it will total out to be $16.94.

 

That bacon, when we can finally get it all, will cost you... *Punches numbers in a calculator.* Uh... $4,234.

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