Just Crouton Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 In a surprise to many, photon has become a popular drug among today's teenagers. In physics, a photon is an elementary particle, the quantum of light and all other forms of electromagnetic radiation, and the force carrier for the electromagnetic force. However, someone has discovered a way to convert the elementary particle so it is now possible to smoke it. "It's a dangerous drug" Random doctor we have in the office told us. "It raises your heart rate to 2000. That's enough to kill a cheetah, and our kids are using this stuff without a care." Recently, this photo of forum moderator Evilfusion smoking a "trident" was leaked on the internet. "I was shocked" Godking Machismo Maximus reacted. "I make plenty of women's heart rates skyrocket to 2000, and now, they can just smoke radiation for the same effect? I have to up my performance." An investigation is in progress concerning the new "death" drug, and the leaker of the photo. Evilfusion has addressed the controversy. "If you're not Evilfusion, you're doing it wrong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 evilfusion is 10 letters. evil and fusion are 2 words. 10 - 2 = 8 8 divided by 2 = 4 Now, 10 x 2 = 20 4/20 confirmed???!!111 #blazeit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 It's a fake, a poser the real evilfusion is written in all lowercase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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