LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 So here's the deal. Making a stupid, really crappy Christian Sonic the Hedgehog short story for my Atheist cousin. I want it to be really bad and dumb. I need puns, puns and quotes that combine Sonic and Christianity/God. I've got a few things. "Gotta go fast! To confess my sins!" "You're too blasphemous" I know he's gonna call Chaos Emeralds "Christ Emeralds" And I'm trying hard to compare God to chilli dogs. And I will have Shadow use his quote "The builders never understand how their creations truly feel." at some point. Any help/ideas would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 GOD TO GO FAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 GOD TO GO FAST Yes! Okay, this is just a basic idea idea now. Scenario: Tails lies, dying at Sonic's feet. Sonic promises him to become a good Christian. "Tails no!" Sonic's scream ripped through the otherwise quiet night. As the tears poured down his cheeks he spoke determinedly. "I gotta...No. I GOD to go fast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Sinner the Hedgegod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Sinner the Hedgegod Maybe, but I already have Shadow calling Sonic "Sonic the Christhog". Also, this is the dumbest thing I've ever done. But I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I'm not good at this but this scene needs to be redone like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU72XlMODgI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Dumb ideas huh... How about: SILVER THE HEDGEHOG WAS SENT BACK IN TIME FOR YOUR SINS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I think that's a bit out of my league at this time. I might attempt to re-write a bunch of scenes after I do this, if I can do it well enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Sonic 0666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Sonic 0666 I have a new dream in life. Writing an entire Sonic fanfic and naming it that. I...kinda doubt I'll do it, but it's a nice thought.... Doesn't help I don't know much about the Sonic games.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Sonichristian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted September 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Because it's like, the only somewhat amusing thing I was able to write in the story, I'll post this part. “Luke 9:16.” Tails said weakly. “Taking the five hot dogs and the two bowls of chilli and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and combined them. Then he gave them to the disciples to distribute to the people.” Sonic’s jaw dropped. “You mean...” “Yes, Sonic...Jesus...created the chilli dog.” And with that, Tails died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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