YCMaker Causes Blackout To Escape, Cartoonishly Runs Neck-First Into Machismo's Chainsaw

[Just Crouton]

 

 

Early this morning, Godking Machismo Maximus informed YCM News that he executed serial killer YCMaker during the mysterious blackout that has plagued YCM for days.

 

YCMaker, also known as the YCM Killer, murdered community members Captain Murphy, Desu, and former member Red W Mage.

 

Machismo gave us his side of the story.

 

"So, I was prepping my chainsaw to execute YCMaker like in that scene from Violence Jack, and YCMaker decided to put the old blackout-a-roo.

 

In the darkness, I swinged my chainsaw around like a maniac, and someone ran right into it.

 

When the lights came on, I saw YCMaker's headless body on the ground before me."

 

When asked how he felt about YCMaker's ironic demise, Machismo replied "ha ha...whoops."

 

Machismo continued "When justice is blind, it swings its chainsaw of righteous anger until it hits its target. That is the Machismo way. Justice has been served."

 

Funeral arrangements have been made for Desu, complete with a gravestone with blue inscriptions.

 

When asked about Murphy and Mage's burials, Machismo said "Oh, I can just take Mage to a Clinic. As for Murphy, I'll let OCP take care of him."