DUELING NETWORK NOOBS!

[LeLukeX]

It's RIDICULOUS just how NOOBISH some players are.  I've had to explain multiple times to many players that you can't Synchro Summon using monsters face-down as Synchro Materials.  MST stops Tenki's search effect.  Shi En can, in fact, negate Breakthrough Skill. 

 

Then there are some REAL pieces of work when I activate say "Raiza the Storm Monarch" I have to WAIT LORD KNOWS HOW LONG for them to read it, or whatever they're taking so long for?  Whatever the hell, and guess what... HALF THE TIME... They @#$% send it to the Graveyard.  I sit there, and give an entire minute (full 60 seconds) to see if that's a misclick.  Once it's obv not, I'm just like: "WTF are you doing?"  Did you even read Raiza?  It's one @#$%ing sentence!  And then they return the card to the top.  "When this card is Tribute Summoned: Target 1 card on the field; place that target on top of the Deck."  Is this THAT difficult to grasp?  Player's who don't know ENGLISH (or at least Spanish) also SHOULDN'T be allowed to play.  I sometimes get a Italian/Portugese/German player who let alone doesn't know what I'm saying, doesn't know how to @#$%ing play (I'd be okay if he at least knew what he was doing).  I had one piece of work who summoned Trap Eater from the Deck after his Mirror Force resolved.    

 

I propose 2 Solutions!  Admins should BAN, YES BAN, players who obv don't know how to play (that play in rated duels).  I'm not talking about stuff like missing the timing, or Inherent vs. Non-Inherent Special Summons, I'm talking about cards like Trap Eater can't be SS'd from Deck, Synchro Material monsters must Equal the Synchro Monster they're summoning, and the concept that chains resolve backwards.  

 

The second is, one time only, you are administered a "Yugioh Quiz" before you can engage in rated duels.  I have a sample test here:
https://testmoz.com/353966

 

If you fail to score 8/10 I think you're account should receive a perma-ban, If they make a new account a fail it again they should be IP banned.  I know this sounds harsh but IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY, and you're not willing to READ THE RULEBOOK, then GTFO if you're doing rated duels.

 

And I didn't make this test to eliminate noobs, I made it to educate them.  I gave "Bro Tips" in my test.  If you read the rulebook carefully at least once, and the links provided, NO EXCUSE to miss even one question.  I made it SOOOOOOO @#$%ing easy to pass this, but my hopes is that imbeciles who didn't read the rules will at least GOOGLE scenarios before calling the admin and wasting time (admins take forever to arrive) on s*** like: "Can MST negate?"  

Tell me ya'll opinion, yes I'm mad cuz DN is so annoying with players who were born yesterday.  I want to encourage players to READ card effects, THINK about card effects, and GOOGLE s*** they don't know! 

 

 

 

EDITS MADE:  I added an Intro to the Test and a conclusion.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

I remember the last time I played DN that some nub claimed that I can't attack again with a monster revived with Call of the Haunted.

Got the matter cleared by evilfusion over PM; I could attack with said monster because it's a different instance at that point.

 

(Was playing a [bad] Artifact Deck that got out Adreus; opponent was at 2500 or so LP and only a backrow Mirror Force. Attacked, opponent sets off MF; I revive Adreus and proceed to kill him, then he makes that ruling. Still won the game though [and I had .Saber and some other TCG veterans fix the Deck so it didn't suck as bad])

 

Then again, we do have a thread in Games about scrubs on DN. I think it should be within the first few pages.

 

 

EDIT: Here it is; http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/topic/298322-dn-chronicles-remake/

[LeLukeX]

Ugh waaaay to many replies on that thread, No one is going to bother read what I just wrote :|

I actually have Solutions and made a sample test.  

[Just Crouton]

Get a circle of friends, and just play with them.

 

Randoms are awful.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

As a sidenote, there are alternatives to DN if you're sick of how a lot of the players act on there. (DevPro being one of them)

Seriously though, bad players on DN aren't new (the thread's certainly covered a lot of bad players) and we have Youtube videos with others ranting over it.

 

Or if you want a serious match, use the status bar and ask for a duel and most likely, someone here will oblige your request. (We do have very good players here, like Black/Koko/Mugendramon and so forth [I probably missed obvious ones, but I don't frequent TCG so...])

[LeLukeX]

As a sidenote, there are alternatives to DN if you're sick of how a lot of the players act on there. (DevPro being one of them)

Seriously though, bad players on DN aren't new (the thread's certainly covered a lot of bad players) and we have Youtube videos with others ranting over it.

 

Or if you want a serious match, use the status bar and ask for a duel and most likely, someone here will oblige your request. (We do have very good players here, like Black/Koko/Mugendramon and so forth [I probably missed obvious ones, but I don't frequent TCG so...])

I wish I could use DevPro.  I have a Chromebook and this cheap thing can download any executable files D:

And, no I don't want a Duel, I just made some suggestions on how to fix DN.  I was hoping someone would say if they're reasonable b/c I do plan on asking DN staff to take this into consideration.