Just Crouton Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 THE MACHISMO ARMY HAS FINALLY CAUGHT THE YCMKILLER. GODKING MACHISMO MAXIMUS HEROICALLY USED HIMSELF AS A DECOY TO LURE OUT THE BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER OF THREE. WHAT RESULTED WAS A VIOLENT CAR CHASE THAT ENDED WITH MANY POINTLESS DEATHS, AND A NOTORIOUS KILLER REPORTEDLY AT THE MERCY AT THE ALMIGHTY GODKING. WHILE VISUALS HAVE NOT BECOME AVAILABLE YET, GODKING MACHISMO PROVIDED US WITH A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO TO GIVE US AN IDEA OF HOW HE BROUGHT THE SERIAL KILLER TO JUSTICE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzfO-YUaVls "Justice has been served." MACHISMO TOLD YCM NEWS AS HE DIRECTED ALL OF OUR FEMALE ANCHORS TO THE NEAREST HOTEL. WITH THE YCMKILLER IN MACHISMO'S CUSTODY, WE EXPECT THEIR IDENTITY TO BE REVEALED SOON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 How soon are we talking? and will they be revealed scoob doo style? (removing the mask n' junk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted September 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 How soon are we talking? and will they be revealed scoob doo style? (removing the mask n' junk) After I finish celebrating by nailing all the lady anchors. And yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 After I finish celebrating by nailing all the lady anchors. So... an unspecified length of time that you're refusing to reveal then... fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Its about time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted September 13, 2014 Report Share Posted September 13, 2014 Wait a moment.... Everyone back away slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 An Unknown Location *unknown voice* Godking has gotten ahold of one of our men. I suggest we silence both. *another voice* Affirmative. Out. What does the future hold in store for the unknown captive and Godking? More car chases and needless deaths? Probably! But find out, on the next episode of The Outstandingly Epic Chronicles of the Insanely Awesome Justice-Dealing Mighty and Heroic GODKING MACHISMO!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted September 14, 2014 Report Share Posted September 14, 2014 *inb4thisisacoverupandgodkingisactuallytheYCMkiller* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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