Thar Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 One monkey puffs out it's chest and boasts, "I'm the ruler of the skies. I control all that comes from it!" The rest of the monkeys get suspicious and decide to test that notion. One monkey asks, "Okay, if you can control the skies, then make it rain!" "I shall make it so!" The monkey then climbed up the tree onto a branch and starts urinating all over the group, "I have made it rain!" The other monkeys, not having the brains of humans yet can somehow speak, are mindblown. Excitedly, another monkey says, "Okay, controller of the skies! Make it storm!" "Let it be so!" The monkey on the tree continued to urinate, letting out a loud fart that echoed throughout the land, "I have made it thunder!" The other monkeys continued to lose their sh*t before another said, "Oh great controller of the skies! Made a meteor fall next to us!" "Let it be so!" The monkey on the tree turns around, sticks its behind out, and takes a massive sh*t that fell to the ground next to the others, "I have made a meteor hit the ground next to you!" Now the others are going apeshit (literally) and huddle up for one last request. At the same time, they all shouted, "MAKE IT NIGHT!" "Let it be so!" So the monkey on the tree tore off a branch, jumped down, and knocked them all unconscious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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