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lol' date=' that will happen the day i have a 10 foot...

 

HOLY *bleep*!

 

XD

 

jk, lol.

 

so anyways, it should, but not by 4kids.

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Screw the dub, too. I'd just watch the subs.

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ummmmmm... I've been looking for you crab helmet...

now tast my verbal furry

 

The purpose of this letter is to outline a plan to shed the light of truth on the evil that is Crabhelmt. Let me get to the crux of the matter: Someone once said to me, "Propagandism is an exclusive, rather than an inclusive, societal force." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since. I like to think I'm a reasonable person but you just can't reason with foolish clods. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to address the real issues faced by mankind. To the best of my knowledge, he uses isolated incidents to make diabolic, all-encompassing claims about his adversaries. This is not what I think; this is what I know. I additionally know that a great many of us don't want Crabhelmt to poke and pry into every facet of our lives. But we feel a prodigious pressure to smile, to be nice, and not to object to his grotesque invectives.

 

I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. Must it be explained to Crabhelmt that he carries nothing but hatred and destruction in his heart? Because he obviously doesn't realize that I realize that the tone of this letter may be making some people feel uneasy. However, even if you're somewhat uncomfortable reading about Crabhelmt's predaceous belief systems please don't blame me for them. I'm not the one forcing me to fall firmly into the hands of shiftless punks. I'm not the one giving rise to heinous exponents of anarchism. And I'm not the one challenging all I stand for.

 

If you need proof that giving Crabhelmt the means to perpetuate misguided and questionable notions of other crafty meatheads' intentions is like supplying the gun to your own robber, then just take a look at him. If the mass news media were actually in the business of covering news rather than molding public attitudes to operate on a criminal -- as opposed to a civil disobedience -- basis, they would truly report that his behavior might be different if he were told that whenever I ask him for proof of his claim that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters, he runs and hides. Of course, as far as Crabhelmt's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what Crabhelmt does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why Crabhelmt wants all of us to believe that unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. To add another dimension to this argument, let me mention that what I have been writing up to this point is not what I initially intended to write in this letter. Instead, I decided it would be far more productive to tell you that Crabhelmt should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory.

 

Crabhelmt's obscene, lackadaisical overgeneralizations incite pogroms, purges, and other mayhem. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to provide a trenchant analysis of his hijinks. I am not going to go into too great a detail about the worst classes of morally questionable gits I've ever seen but be assured that Crabhelmt argues that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. To maintain this thesis, Crabhelmt naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which he does by the desperate expedient of claiming that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin.

 

You may balk at this, but Crabhelmt sees the world as somewhat anarchic, a game of catch-as-catch-can in which the sneakiest boors nab the biggest prizes. I have seen and heard enough. Now, it is time to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "predisadvantageously". Once we have absorbed and understood his unforgiving protests, it is our inescapable responsibility to do whatever is necessary to plant markers that define the limits of what is neurotic and what is not. Does anybody else feel the way I do, or am I alone in my disgust with Crabhelmt?

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