Maeriberii Haan Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 oh hai sister! Enjoying your life as a maid? Wait, this technically would make you and Aix relatives. Hm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Remember that I want a different exotic fruit as the centrepiece of my breakfast each day. Okay, Dae is the chauffeur. I'm suing this Excalibur guy £816 749 302 for the value of the tapestry, which was a one of a kind historical artifact and the only surviving record of the Service Industry war, and for damage to my estate caused by the fire. Chances are that he and his line will be in my debt for generations. I can put them to work in the mines. Now that wasn't very well thought through course of action was it? £816 749 302 ? Meh. That tapestry comes cheap. Let's see what I should do to pay it off...Ok found it. Here is this battle maid outfit that costs £1 000 000 000. You now owe me £183 250 698. How much is that estate worth? I may buy it. Or, can I buy a room in the castle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 £816 749 302 ?Meh. That tapestry comes cheap.Let's see what I should do to pay it off...Ok found it. Here is this battle maid outfit that costs £1 000 000 000. You now owe me £183 250 698. How much is that estate worth? I may buy it. Or, can I buy a room in the castle?Yeah, that's not how this works.You sell off the armour, give what you owe, and be done with it.Keep acting smarmy about the estate, and you may find yourself needing the rest of that for to pay for unfortunate hospital fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 £816 749 302 ? Meh. That tapestry comes cheap. Let's see what I should do to pay it off...Ok found it. Here is this battle maid outfit that costs £1 000 000 000. You now owe me £183 250 698. How much is that estate worth? I may buy it. Or, can I buy a room in the castle? What a terrible salesman. You can price your wares at any price you'd like, but that simply means no one would buy it. I certainly wouldn't buy it, I determine your outfit worth about £10, and even then I would not pay for such terrible worksmanship. Try to con me again and you will have an eternal place in Cidna Mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Terrible? Pfft... Since you price my wares, I price yours Estate: £10 Aix and Maids: £100 Tea shop: £ 150 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Terrible? Pfft... Since you price my wares, I price yours Estate: £10 Aix and Maids: £100 Tea shop: £ 150 That's not how it works. I am merely estimating the value of your "maid battle outfit". The actual value is determined by the market, and I'm afraid such a grandiose estate as mine is very much sought after, and a one of a kind tapestry has high historical value, thus I can almost sell either at any extravagant price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607998572853464941&w=288&h=216&c=7&p=0&pid=1.7 License to sell Goin to the market... Excalibur £1 000 000 000 000 000 Battle Maid outfits and swords £1 000 000 000 Common affordable swords £1 000 Broken swords £10 You see, there is lots of demand for my wares (except for broken ones) and I am famous for the best quality equipment. All of the swords and outfits in your castle were made by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607998572853464941&w=288&h=216&c=7&p=0&pid=1.7 License to sell Goin to the market... Excalibur £1 000 000 000 000 000 Battle Maid outfits and swords £1 000 000 000 Common affordable swords £1 000 Broken swords £10 You see, there is lots of demand for my wares (except for broken ones) and I am famous for the best quality equipment. All of the swords and outfits in your castle were made by me. Your forgeries cannot fool me. There is no demand for battle maid outfits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Ummm...*points at your maids* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Ummm...*points at your maids* You are telling me that I use innocent girls who serve me tea as soldiers? As the expert of what I do and what I use, I confirm I do not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Are you just lurking around responding to all my posts here? OT: *Cough* they killed Striker/Duck's monkeys Wearing the outfits I made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Terrible? Pfft... Since you price my wares, I price yours Estate: £10 Aix and Maids: £100Tea shop: £150 You do realise that my tea shop is a separate business that just ships to this castle from time to time right? Not to mention it's worth quite a bit more than what you're pricing it at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm sorry British I forgot the extra two zeros after it making it £ 15 000Your tea shop is worth 100 times the value of Aix, his maids, and his estate now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm sorry British I forgot the extra two zeros after it making it £ 15 000 Your tea shop is worth 100 times the value of Aix, his maids, and his estate now You dense mofo, did I not explain already how values even work? OT: *Cough* they killed Striker/Duck's monkeys Wearing the outfits I made I'm sure they can kill ducks and monkeys without the help of your third rate outfits. If they could not, they would not be maids of the Aix Estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 They can kill trained monkeys who know how to use their AK-47s without wearing an outfit made by me? OUtrageous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 They can kill trained monkeys who know how to use their AK-47s without wearing an outfit made by me? OUtrageous! Indeed, the maids of Castle Aix are outrageous. You seem to finally have caught on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Pffftt... that's impossible. They are either soldiers or they are wearing outfits made by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 No, they are not soldiers nor do they wear outfits made by you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Are you saying that they don't exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Are you saying that they don't exist? No, I'm saying they are maids that have earned the honour of being allowed to serve me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Your morning tea, master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Could you get some minor confections as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Some scones for you, master. It appears the negotiations with DSE aren't progressing much. Shall I "escort" him off the premises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Thank you. Feel free to use whatever methods you deem fit to remove him from my sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Very well. (Hamaon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.