Thar Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 This place needs a bartender... and a blacksmith. Maids gotta defend themselves too. I have a magical sword. Excalibur. And if you maids are being so obstinate, I'm afraid I will have to give a "demonstration". *Ignites fireball in palm of hand* I'm also a magician. Just a warning: I'm about as powerful as all you maids combined + 100 more, but I'm not hostile. *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 With all due respect, Mr Magician, you're starting to get on the nerves of the maids here.To the extent that...external mitigation may need to be invoked.Let's just say my associates clean up messes such as yourself with surprising efficiency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Let's just say my associates clean up messes such as yourself with surprising efficiency. Now I'm curious to see your associates... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 That does it. These maids are absolutely horrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 *Is still waiting in the lobby for Aix to make his decision on the taxes issue* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 That does it. These maids are absolutely horrifying.Glad to see you've changed your mind.I'm certain you'll find the door easy enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 *Is still waiting in the lobby for Aix to make his decision on the taxes issue*If I got this straight - you'll become my tea supplier? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 That does it. These maids are absolutely horrifying. What gives you that odd notion. How could we be terrifying. We simply live to serve Bo-chan his tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excalibur the Divine Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Then why are the other maids giving me evil stares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lord Aix, may I once more request the esteemed privilege of working under you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 If I got this straight - you'll become my tea supplier? Well, a couple of your maids caught me in the manor and they'd let me off the hook if I gave you lot a month's supply of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Well, a couple of your maids caught me in the manor and they'd let me off the hook if I gave you lot a month's supply of tea. Just a month? We clearly demanded one entire year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Just a month? We clearly demanded one entire year. This post says otherwise I even agreed to that deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 This post says otherwise I even agreed to that deal. Obvious trap is obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I don't believe I sanctioned such a deal. You will become my permanent tea supplier to spare my maids' daily trips to various parts of Eurasia to smuggle tea for me. Today, I'm feeling up for Da Hong Pao tea rather than my usual Earl Grey. Will you provide that for a start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Obvious trap is obvious. Well, they also said they'd have needed to discuss it with Aix. I don't believe I sanctioned such a deal. You will become my permanent tea supplier to spare my maids' daily trips to various parts of Eurasia to smuggle tea for me. Today, I'm feeling up for Da Hong Pao tea rather than my usual Earl Grey. Will you provide that for a start? I should be able to provide that. My tea shop gets all kinds of tea in from around the world. What about my taxes though? Do I still need to pay them? And do I need to change my aiv? I'll be glad once this maid malarkey is over though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Good morning, Master! At least it's morning here. How my I assist you on this fine day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Well, they also said they'd have needed to discuss it with Aix. I should be able to provide that. My tea shop gets all kinds of tea in from around the world. What about my taxes though? Do I still need to pay them?I'll be glad once this maid malarkey is over though You can pay your taxes with tea. Should work out. After all, Da Hong Pao tea can sell for up to $1,025,000 USD per kilogram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 British Soul, Since you are not directly a resident or employee of Castle Aix, I do not think at this time that an avi or name change would be in order, as you are neither a maid or butler here at the castle. Maybe change the title to "the guy who provides the tea" =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astolfo Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lord Aix, may I once more request the esteemed privilege of working under you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 You can pay your taxes with tea. Should work out. After all, Da Hong Pao tea can sell for up to £610,424 per kilogram. Very well, I'll send one of my employees to fetch said tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 Lord Aix, may I once more request the esteemed privilege of working under you? If I recall correctly, the head maid Toyo-tan approved any and all maid applications maid (heh, puns). All that is required is an avi change I believe =D If you don't want to be a maid then perhaps you do have to go through Aix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 British Soul, Since you are not directly a resident or employee of Castle Aix, I do not think at this time that an avi or name change would be in order, as you are neither a maid or butler here at the castle. Maybe change the title to "the guy who provides the tea" =D I wasn't going to get a name change anyway. I'll think about the title change though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted August 8, 2014 Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I did not realize this place existed. I only put on this outfit because I heard it was all the rage, but I think I can easily get used to this. If it means lodging, I certainly won't mind working here. ...The bamboo swords? Merely part of my collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddamnit names are a pain Posted August 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2014 I did not realize this place existed. I only put on this outfit because I heard it was all the rage, but I think I can easily get used to this. If it means lodging, I certainly won't mind working here. ...The bamboo swords? Merely part of my collection. Ah, the maid that has no fear of spiders and brings high quality dining dishes. Glad to have you here. Aix-sama beware she has a tendency to serve too much tea. And Thar, I don't know about Aix-sama but I would love to have a blacksmith here…making weapons sounds fun. And stabbing cree--I mean defending ourselves from attackers sounds necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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