Dog King Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 My theory is that if i you are drunk and you get in your car and you think to yourself that maybe you shouldnt be driving while drunk, well youre drunk so you probably shouldnt listen to yourself and drive anyway. Am i right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Oh ok but how do u get home then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Oh ok but how do u get home then  You request a police officer, tell them you're unable to drive home, and they will take you home.  Seriously, why the f*ck would you assume this is even remotely smart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 You request a police officer, tell them you're unable to drive home, and they will take you home. Â Seriously, why the f*ck would you assume this is even remotely smart? U do realize the police will bring you somewhere and rape you or bring you into prostituion, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 U do realize the police will bring you somewhere and rape you or bring you into prostituion, Â Rinse and repeat until you get home. You're drunk, what do you care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 But if I drive while I'm drunk, then I would be doing two things I don't want to do; neither of them are driving while drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Rinse and repeat until you get home. You're drunk, what do you care? Wat if i dont have a home wat then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Wat if i dont have a home wat then  If you don't have a home, then why'd you ask how to get home? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Then you take the chance of going through the scenario that happened to a high school classmate of mine last week. Â 1. Drive drunk (and no seat belt) 2. Over correct 3. flip car 4. car lands on you 5. suffer with a vehicle on top of you until you die 5.1 or be trapped in the jeep watching your friend die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 Then you take the chance of going through the scenario that happened to a high school classmate of mine last week.  1. Drive drunk (and no seat belt) 2. Over correct 3. flip car 4. car lands on you 5. suffer with a vehicle on top of you until you die 5.1 or be trapped in the jeep watching your friend die  I'm so sorry for your loss!  Are you okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 best part is the news is blaming the pot in their system instead of the alcohol. :S Â I wasn't in the car, just saying it could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 best part is the news is blaming the pot in their system instead of the alcohol. :S Â I wasn't in the car, just saying it could happen. Â I know but losing people in your life can be hard. Â I take it you weren't close? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 If you don't have a home, then why'd you ask how to get home? :o because im drunk :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 because im drunk :( Â Well then go get raped/put into prostitution. At least you'll get paid for the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman ali Posted August 1, 2014 Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 drink? what are you like 1.5? who drinks anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog King Posted August 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2014 drink? what are you like 1.5? who drinks anymore Drinking whiskey and wine this will be the day that i die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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