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The reason why YCMaker is inactive


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I heard from m friend's nieces teacher's old roommate, that YCMaker was on an expedition to recover the lost artifacts of a legendary Spanish conquistador deep in the mountains of Peru when his party was attacked by natives  and brought to the high temple to be sacrifices to the pagan god Delor'ga. That's why a burst of light pierced the sky and armored knight of the Falicon Space Bridgage decended in his Space Glider and kidnapped YCMaker from the savages. On board the ship, they explained to YCMaker that the sun was actually a prison for the Ex-Deity Space Pirate Long-bone Gunner, an infamous privateer who killed millions during the first waves of colonization. YCMaker said he had already known this being part Kangaroo, the ancient space-faring race who established a research station on Australia to investigate humans before losing their vessel. So now the YCMaker works to create the Lance of Bloodorange, a weapon from the titans of the forgotten age so they can face Long-Bone Gunner when he soon escapes the sun and plunges the galaxy into a second darkness.

 

So, he has a good reason for not being here. 

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I dun gud?

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You know what the spooky thing is? Someone here CAN be his alt, but we would not know besides him, and he could be watching us without our consent. Watching our every move, just waiting on the chance for us to slip up, and thus he would strike. 

 

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You know what the spooky thing is? Someone here CAN be his alt, but we would not know besides him, and he could be watching us without our consent. Watching our every move, just waiting on the chance for us to slip up, and thus he would strike. 

 

2spooky4me

 

How do we know YOU aren't his alt, and bringing up the possibility to throw suspicion off of yourself? ANSWER ME YOU SWAGLESS DRAGON!

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How do we know YOU aren't his alt, and bringing up the possibility to throw suspicion off of yourself? ANSWER ME YOU SWAGLESS DRAGON!

Well... How do we know it isnt YOU. You were so quick to assume it was me, only so that you can take suspicion off yourself. Clearly, you must be the culprit?!

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inb4 someone is YCMaker's alt

 

 

You know what the spooky thing is? Someone here CAN be his alt, but we would not know besides him, and he could be watching us without our consent. Watching our every move, just waiting on the chance for us to slip up, and thus he would strike. 

 

2spooky4me

 

ha, got you ninja'd

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I think we all know that YCMaker was actually an 8th grade girl who was hired by the Soviets back in 1961 to assassinate Kennedy. When YCMaker went to Dallas to kill the young president, time-travelling Stonewall Jackson was already there and waiting for her. YCMaker had apparently become a popular target for the time-travelling Confederate assassins since they knew how YCM would start a chain reaction in the year 2015 and end the world. Just before Stonewall Jackson could fire, a space ship crashed into the side of the building killing the civil war general (and coincidentally ending the American Civil War). How!? Who piloted the ship. Emerging from the ship standing 8 foot 8 inchs was the dreaded ex-deity space pirate Long-Bone Gunner, known on Earth as Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan kidnapped 13 year old girl YCMaker and took her to the year 2006 where she would develop YCM. However YCMaker was part Kangaroo and knew better so in an act of betrayal, she sealed Micheal Jordan inside the sun and replacing both his body and memory with a tall black man who was really good at basketball. The CIA would later find the crashed ship from 1961 and use it to fake the moon landing.

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