coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 British soul has been accused off closet genocides, premeditated murder, and drinking tea. He is senteced 50 years of jail time if he fails to prove he isn't guilty of these acts. His lawyer is Lord Cowcow. Cowcow, are you aware that British has comitted genocide to closets of all sizes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Hey, wait, you're not Judge Judy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 The fuck I is! Now be quiet ABC. You are part of the crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Pssst, you're talking to the wrong background character. I'm not over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 aginst. aginst. aginst. Darkmare plz. In other news, I have my condolences to those Closets who lost their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I didn't burn down all them closets. I filmed the incident and the culprit wore a white top hat, a monocle and a had a moustache and goes by the name of "The Baron". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 How did you secretly attend and film this british? How did you know to film this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Because The Baron enjoys framing me, and I had my camera phone on hand to film the incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I asked how did you secretly attend? Not about him alledgeally framing you multiple times and your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 One of my friends overheard that he was going to do so, and I secretly hid in the bushes waiting for him to start burning them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dracoswag Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I lost a comrade in arms once. He was a closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I lost a comrade in arms once. He was a closet. I'm sorry for your loss. I hope it wasn't destroyed in this "genocide" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Don't pretend British. 50 percent says you did it. 50 percent says you didn't. Now British. Explain why there were your fingerprints on the last closet that was found in pieces! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Don't pretend British. 50 percent says you did it. 50 percent says you didn't. Can I see this opinion poll? Now British. Explain why there were your fingerprints on the last closet that was found in pieces! What fingerprints? I was wearing gloves at the time, besides it was The Baron who destroyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 You just said you were wearing gloves by the time! Ladies and gentleman, this murderer just confirmed she was the one who commited these murder crimes! By judge judy, which I is ATM, british has been proven guilty and is sentenced 50 years in prison! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 You just said you were wearing gloves by the time! Ladies and gentleman, this murderer just confirmed she was the one who commited these murder crimes! She? So the murders were committed by a woman now. That means I'm off the hook then. In all seriousness though, there were no fingerprints. You were imagining the whole thing, and I said The Baron murdered them closets. By judge judy, which I is ATM, british has been proven guilty and is sentenced 50 years in prison! *holds shotgun* "You wanna reconsider that Foolspy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 FOOL! Coolspy74 is god! XD. Now stay in your cell and shut the hell up please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I declare this case to be unjust, on the basis that the lawyer had no idea what was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 @Foolspy: But you admitted that it was a woman who committed the murder crimes, therefore I'm off the hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Having a sex change does not count. Your lawyer was not on time anyways. Lawl. Case closed. This is the justice court. And justice will be sevred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I was totally on time, you were just all early. Edit: I am the first post on page two, my word is now law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Nope, you admitted a woman committed the murders, therefore I'm off the hook. CASE CLOSED. I'm off to serve tea to waiting customers in my tea shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Like hell it is! As owner of this Topic, I'm entilted to all the pages. You do nto own a damn this Lord cow. Congrats on being a lawyer. I hope brit pays you. And brit, you cannot go anywhere, for you are in golden diamond encrusted cell. And you shall stay there until you die or 50 years has passed. Which ever coems first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 23, 2014 Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 Why would I pay someone who isn't my lawyer? Besides, I already hired Yubel as my lawyer prior to the case. And since you admitted that a woman committed the murders, I'm off the hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolspy74 Posted July 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2014 I indeed said that. You WERE a woman weren't u? nonetheless, you are in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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