Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Apparently Thar thinks he can find a way to my demise. FOOLS! I AM THE DARKNESS. Ask me about my darkest secrets. And my darkest secrets alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Are you secretly scared of Thar's chance of causing your demise with potatoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 What are the chances of once you control the world and disappear into the endless void of time-space to find new conquests that your children will attempt to avenge how you left their mother and come slay you as you are unable to kill them in a time of emotional need? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 On a scale of one to ten how much better than you is Thar? I already know the answer is a solid 7 but I'm testing you here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Are you secretly scared of Thar's chance of causing your demise with potatoes? As an irish demon king, I am immune to potatoes. What are the chances of once you control the world and disappear into the endless void of time-space to find new conquests that your children will attempt to avenge how you left their mother and come slay you as you are unable to kill them in a time of emotional need? 100%, my plans never fail. On a scale of one to ten how much better than you is Thar? I already know the answer is a solid 7 but I'm testing you here. It's a pretty unique looking 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Don't you realize by now that potatoes is actually code for Striker? It was a trick! You have been bamboozled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Don't you realize by now that potatoes is actually code for Striker? It was a trick! You have been bamboozled! But it's Striker. Everyone is immune to Striker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Even when forced to live with him in what will be this fall's most popular sitcom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 What's our favorite sexual position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Even when forced to live with him in what will be this fall's most popular sitcom? Unfortunately, USA wouldn't produce the show unless we agreed it would be a murder mystery. What's our favorite sexual position? Me with someone else while you watching ecstatically. Normally with lights off so I don't know you're there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Me with someone else while you watching ecstatically. Normally with lights off so I don't know you're there. Can I film it and make www.AgroSexTapes.gov? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Unfortunately, USA wouldn't produce the show unless we agreed it would be a murder mystery. That's why this is going to be a hit in Russia. They love stupid Americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Can I film it and make www.AgroSexTapes.gov? Sorry, Raine, but www.humiliatedgovernmentagents.org already exists. You're a bit late. That's why this is going to be a hit in Russia. They love stupid Americans. But they don't like Finns, and I'm one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Sorry, Raine, but www.humiliatedgovernmentagents.org already exists. You're a bit late. But it's for our government! The United Republic of Agro and Raine's Collective Territory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 But they don't like Finns, and I'm one. What makes you think you can get away with that bs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 But it's for our government! The United Republic of Agro and Raine's Collective Territory! Fine, but you have to join in sometimes. What makes you think you can get away with that bs? The White Death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Fine, but you have to join in sometimes. Agro... I'm like... 4 years old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Agro... I'm like... 4 years old... ... What makes you think you can get away with that bs? ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 How will you want your make up done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 How will you want your make up done? I do my own make up, but thanks for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 No seriously, we need this done right. Would you consider yourself more of a winter or summer? Autumn maybe?...spring? I want to know even though you'll be ignored and the makeup specialists will just do their own thing. Gotta make you feel important though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 ... You're under arrest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted July 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 You're under arrest! Good thing I'm the Judge and the Jury in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Too bad I'm a dirty cop. *Shoots Agro.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted July 18, 2014 Report Share Posted July 18, 2014 Too bad I'm a dirty cop. *Shoots Agro.* Desu is a rouge cop who doesn't play by the rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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