YCM's Super Duper Ultimate Supreme Bestest Fight Club {First Round: Josuke Higashikata vs. Zangief}

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First rule of fight club is don't talk about Fight Club. *shot for overused joke*

 

So anyhow in this thread we will have to characters up weekly and at the end of the week the votes will be tallied up, and I will write a one-shot of the two characters fighting for your amusement.

 

RULES

• I say character, but I really mean anybody. You can nominate however you want to be in a weekly match; your favorite celebrity, an RP character, hell even your favorite member works.
• To nominate a character post a picture or description of them, their abilities, and their source material (i.e. a wiki page would work).
• To vote for a character you must back up your vote with a reason(s), even if they are silly ones (i.e. He's my favorite and I wub him. or She's my waifu. works)
• I will not vote unless there is a tie.

[spoiler='Josuke Higashikata']

 

[spoiler='Appearance'][/spoiler]

 

Abilities:

 

• Josuke's Stand, Crazy Diamond, can restore objects (and organisms) to a previous state in its history.

  It is able to repair damage and heal injury. It can also revert an item to its components (e.g. a wooden table into lumber).

  With this, Crazy Diamond may perform a range of interesting feats; including trapping (parts of) an enemy by restoring pieces of a broken object around it; and tracking, such as by restoring a torn piece of clothing, which seeks to reattach itself.

• Josuke is shrewd, confident and courageous, possessing considerable fluid intelligence and the will to win; like his father Joseph Joestar.

  Josuke possesses substantial athletic ability; while his endurance is also something to behold, able as he is to survive exposure to several explosions generated by Yoshikage Kira's Killer Queen. 

[/spoiler]

 

VS.

 

[spoiler='Zangief']

[spoiler='Appearance'][/spoiler]

 

Abilities:

 

• Combination of Russian and American wrestling techiniques

[/spoiler]

 

[Kyng]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4_zFYnnn2Y

I suppose I'll entertain by voting for Zangief from Street Fighter: http://streetfighter.wikia.com/wiki/Zangief

Wrestler, much throws.

Why? He's a hulking mass of muscle and has a killer theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnbLMCZAXc

[mitchermitcher]

Josuke

 

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Josuke_Higashikata

 

Dude's a gangster, fights like one, but has a stand. Insult his hair and he becomes unstoppable.

 

Reason: m8 his hair's cool as f*** yo look at that

[Maeriberii Haan]

 

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Funny_Valentine

 

Gaphax, but MANLY and AMERICAN. Also approved by the JC dude himself.

[Shradow]

Zangief wins, because who will crush man skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?