Yu-Gi-Oh vs Bad Translator

[Yami Bakura16]

"Number C88: Gimmick Puppet Disaster Leo"

 

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"(C) 88: Leão"

 

"4 Level 9 monsters Must be Special Summoned with a "Rank-Up-Magic" Spell Card targeting "Number 88: Gimmick Puppet of Leo", and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. This card cannot be targeted by card effects. Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; inflict 1000 damage to your opponent. During your End Phase, if your opponent's Life Points are 2000 or less, and this card has no Xyz Materials, you win the Duel."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"These numbers are 4, 9: 88 question above: in many ways, especially older girls Al shown on map: xyz. Reduce the minimum data 1 of these people and 4 X in the game of life, relatively based on 1000 points in action."

 

EDIT: I just had to 

[Kyng]

Rabidragon:
It's a snowfield-dwelling, giant-ear-sporting, super-acoustic, snowball-shaped mutant dragon! There's no way anybody can escape.
After 35 Translations:
I can listen and be ready to go on foot, in front of the House or the other options: transform.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

"Master Hyperion"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Translator"

"You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by banishing 1 "The Agent" monster from your hand, field, or Graveyard. Once per turn: You can banish 1 LIGHT Fairy-Type monster from your Graveyard to target 1 card on the field; destroy that target."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(But) two cards or 1 h t e n c o n s date of Tomb near the cemetery guide Haris. Subject: Group 1."

 

" While "The Sanctuary in the Sky" is face-up on the field, you can activate this effect up to twice per turn."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

 

"Kanderkino health in this case, in fact, two different č NI immediately."

[J-Max]

Queen Madolche Tiaramasu

Queen Tiaramis Madolch

 

Effect

2 Level 4 "Madolche" monsters

Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, then targetup to 2 "Madolche" cards in your Graveyard; shuffle those cards into the Deck, then shuffle cards your opponent controls into the Deck, up to the number of cards returned.

 

"2 level 4 monster and Madolch Madolch, 1, 2 hardware reference, the next opponent xyz 4 point and the display."

 

Wow...... Just wow lol.

[Ultradragon16]

 

"Neo-Spacian Glow Moss"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nazi metal space Moss"

 

"When this card attacks or is attacked: Your opponent draws 1 card. Reveal it, and based on its type apply this effect. ● Monster: End the Battle Phase. ● Spell: If this card is attacking, you can change it to a direct attack instead. ● Trap: Change t"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This field indicates whether there is a similar attack: adversair-4-1. The sequence and the answers can determine the changes and fight more monsters attack all clothes:. Source: no change."

 

That name. Also, "Attack all clothes", wow.

 

Nazi Metal Space needs to be an archetype now..... 

 

"Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The image of a dragon."

 

"You can Tribute Summon this card in face-up Attack Position by Tributing 1 Zombie-Type monster. When this card destroys a Zombie-Type monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard: You can Special Summon that monster to your side of the field. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Monster 4: 1 you are stuck with and kill zombies in this event, tribute or zombie is a monster. You can call the monsters." 

My Zombie Deck will never be the same

 

[Master Hyperion]

Original text:

"High Priestess of Prophecy"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nurse"

 

Original text:

"You can reveal 3 "Spellbook" Spell Cards in your hand; Special Summon this card from your hand. Once per turn: You can banish 1 "Spellbook" Spell Card from your hand or Graveyard, then target 1 card on the field; destroy that target."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In addition, you can view this map 3-4 Magic Rubik's cube, but the magic formula to consider, and 4-in-1: you can use. To delete this article."

 

wut

[Airride]

Margarita all died, the creator of all things.
 
Are: (1) hours: 1 mm at the end of May and models of ATK 800.

(1) no woman is a cycle ID book monster in battle. Depending on the card (2) can not be opened for this purpose 4.

 

From DDD Hell Armageddon the Great Death Lord's name and effects.

...Okay.

[Master Hyperion]

Original text:

"Number Ci1000: Numerronius Numerronia"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Code: Ci1000-Numerroni-Numerroni"

 

Original text:

"5 Level 13 monsters Cannot be destroyed by battle except with "Number" monsters. When a "Number C1000: Numerronius" you control is destroyed: You can Xyz Summon this card from your Extra Deck, by using it as the Xyz Material. This card cannot be destroyed by card effects. This card cannot attack. Your opponent cannot target other monsters for an attack. During your opponent's End Phase, if your opponent did not declare an attack this turn, you win the Duel. When an opponent's monster declares an attack: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; negate that attack, and if you do, gain Life Points equal to that monster's ATK."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"For example, if you have détrui Numerroni Katastrepsat, xyz company 5-13 below, reducing the Quantité C1000 discount use xyz. If you have used currency. This Charter events web page was attacked by opponents, showed the effectiveness of the attacks. If you do not need to be justified to attack enemies. XYZ low strike off attacking monsters Adversair formula 4 is equivalent to 1, beautiful scenery."

 

Had to cut up the text a bit and had to translate each of these text separately

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

"Battlin' Boxer Lead Yoke"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Regulating boxing, IKE abatlin gray"

"2 Level 4 "Battlin' Boxer" monsters If a "Battlin' Boxer" monster(s) you control would be destroyed by battle or by a card effect, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card instead of destroying 1 of those monsters."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Level 2 number 4, tips and Batlin box. -Monster heads, old maps, monsters and night Ebattlin 4 XYZ files directly from the Sea Monster's effect (s)."

" When an Xyz Material(s) is detached from this card: This card gains 800 ATK."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If we expect the XYZ category: ATK 800"

[Andx]

Gagagigo

"This young evildoer used to have an evil heart, but by meeting a special person, he discovered justice."

 

After 35 translations yields:

 

By Gagagig

"It's hard to find these laws applied to young people in the human mind."

[Mugendramon]

Pot of Greed:

 

Draw 2 cards.

 

Became...

 

"Two copies of the message."

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

Original text:

"Fortress Whale's Oath"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Sikitigwang"


 

Original text:

"This card is used to Ritual Summon "Fortress Whale". You must also Tribute monsters whose total Levels equal 7 or more from the field or your hand."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This map, the ceremony, the Pope, for example, uses only chapter 7 more awareness of the University."

Be cool and only use chapter 7, guys.

 

Edit:

 

Original text:

"Fortress Whale"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Castillo series"

 

Original text:

"This monster can only be Ritual Summoned with the Ritual Spell Card, "Fortress Whale's Oath"."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Demonstrates how to use this book of the law."

[Ultradragon16]

"Spell Binding Circle"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Gold ring link"

"Activate this card by targeting 1 monster your opponent controls; it cannot attack or change its battle position. When that monster is destroyed, destroy this card."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"1 Lake Monster adversair books on Tuesday, and this card can not be changed, the monsters without heads."

 

I'm just gonna show the card for Dark Armed Dragon

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

"Gene-Warped Warwolf"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Waroolf uanving"

"This warwolf was given incalculable strength through horrific genetic manipulation. Its gentle nature was completely wiped out, and it now lives only to unleash destruction."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Waroolf are usually too big for you: genetics. One day all his life."

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

"Neo-Spacian Grand Mole"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Alan neo Nazism"

"At the start of the Damage Step, if this card battles an opponent's monster: You can return both monsters to the hand (without damage calculation)."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This monster completely broken: monsters (free)-in the face of reason."

[Ultradragon16]

Apparently Neo Spacians are Nazis...

 

"Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Black and white Priany glass"

[Zauls]

 

"Neo-Spacian Grand Mole"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Alan neo Nazism"

"At the start of the Damage Step, if this card battles an opponent's monster: You can return both monsters to the hand (without damage calculation)."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This monster completely broken: monsters (free)-in the face of reason."

 

 

So now we know. Grand Mole is a Nazi called Alan and is obviously a completely broken card.

 

Anyway, Maxx "C":

 

Original text:

"During either player's turn: You can send this card from your hand to the Graveyard; this turn, each time your opponent Special Summons a monster(s), immediately draw 1 card. You can only use 1 "Maxx "C"" per turn."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cast: Esther game (s) bone (1) (c) (1) a ticket may vary."

How did that happen?

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

"Neo-Spacian Dark Panther"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"New Sbasian Black Panther Nazi"

"Once per turn: You can target 1 face-up monster your opponent controls; until the End Phase, while you control this face-up card, this card's name and effects become those of that target."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"And at the same time, the book. Sample application and competitors. The ultimate goal."

[Northern Sage]

 

"Neo-Spacian Grand Mole"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Alan neo Nazism"

"At the start of the Damage Step, if this card battles an opponent's monster: You can return both monsters to the hand (without damage calculation)."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This monster completely broken: monsters (free)-in the face of reason."

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFhNJ8ozDBk

[Kyng]

Googly-Eyes Drum Dragon/Garbage-Eyes Fat Dragon

2 Level 8 Machine-Type monsters
Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; it gains 1000 ATK, until your opponent's next End Phase. If this card is destroyed while it has Xyz Material: You can banish 1 "Super Defense Robot" monster from your Graveyard; Special Summon this card from your Graveyard, then, you can attach 1 "Super Defense Robot" monster from your Graveyard to this card as an Xyz Material.

The blade has not received spam fat./Returns the reference.

Each sample 8: computer xyz maps and faibl material gain junior, who oppose the 1,000 at the last stage. If the packaging destroys the substance 1: XYZ. Automatically protect the cemetery wall map falanfalan 1 in the control, you can add the monsters and monsters, a little corner of a cemetery preservation article XYZ robots choice.

[Northern Sage]

Rabidragon is the same.

 

 

Original text:

"It's a snowfield-dwelling, giant-ear-sporting, super-acoustic, snowball-shaped mutant dragon! There's no way anybody can escape."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you want to hear ultrasound thousand muté not equipped with ζλ."

 

It's beautiful. I'm not entirely sure where the french and russian came from.

[~British Soul~]

Original text:

"Neo-Spacian Aqua Dolphin"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Neo-Nazi Espacial onfin okwat"

 

Original text:

"Once per turn: You can discard 1 card; look at your opponent's hand and choose 1 Monster Card in it. If you control a monster with ATK greater than or equal to the ATK of the chosen card, destroy the chosen card and inflict 500 damage to your opponent."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Fighting and (1) 1 Monster card, you will be able to 500% damage for small company ATK ATK is taste stop the institution If a person."

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Original text:

"Neo-Spacian Air Hummingbird"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Expand the neo-Nazi"

 

Original text:

"Once per turn: You can gain 500 Life Points for each card in your opponent's hand."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"D-R v I e r s and short 500 phone!"

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Original text:

"Neo-Spacian Flare Scarab"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Neo Spacian flare scarab the Nazis and"

 

Original text:

"This card gains 400 ATK for each Spell/Trap Card your opponent controls."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Finance management-find the names of 400 and this map include KT."

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

"Number 9: Dyson Sphere"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"9: Dance of the Dyson"

"2 Level 9 monsters Once per Battle Step, during your opponent's turn, if this card with Xyz Material is attacked: Negate the attack (this is a Quick Effect). When this card is targeted for an attack while it has no Xyz Materials:" "You can target 2 monsters in your Graveyard; attach those targets to this card as Xyz Materials. During your Main Phase 1: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card; this card can attack your opponent directly this turn." " Your opponent must control a monster with higher ATK than this card for you to activate and to resolve this effect."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The monster goes all enemies and frustrating 2.8 code xyz. Are unrestrained (fast lane). If xyz discount depending on the article from attack." "2 x Monster title. The key is added to the first phase of this agricultural component XYZ Reddy's site, through the monster. This is the label four, reducing part of the xyz attack 1." "Don't forget this monster card mobile rivals."

[Excalibur the Divine]

Blue Eyes

35 translations later...

White dust quandary is defeated Draco ancient bird Lizzy purple toot. Blue grape defeated ancient few.

[Draconus297]

Magic Cylinder somehow became this mess the translator could not fix:

 

سحر و جادو SILINDER