Yu-Gi-Oh vs Bad Translator

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

Simple concept. Take a Yugioh card's effect/name, dip it into [url=http://ackuna.com/badtranslator]here[/url] and post the results. May or may not be inspired by a bunch of fakes I just bought for $2 to fuel my fireplace. 

 

I'll start~

 

 

Galaxy Eyes Photon Dragon (35 times)= -Galaxy-dragons-official-l

 

[Trebuchet MS]

I'll just link this thread.

[宇佐見 蓮子@C94]

I'll just link this thread.

sssshhh
i'm pretending i never saw it

[Andx]

Stardust Dragon

1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
During either player's turn, when a card or effect is activated that would destroy a card(s) on the field: You can Tribute this card; negate the activation, and if you do, destroy it. During the End Phase, if this effect was activated this turn (and was not negated): You can Special Summon this card from your Graveyard.

 

After 35 Translations becomes:

 

Dragon Pulse

"My business card (s) the average results of 1 + 1, if a monster: this book, you can leave if you want to delete. As a result, not only will attend the funeral of Apple (change)."

[Sander]

Batteryman 9V's effect after translated 35 times:

 

"Even so, thus it is in his hands. The original ATK ATK standard battery and 1 and 2 was released, and in some cases, the battery test time. The last step is performed."

[~British Soul~]

Monster Reborn:

"Target 1 monster in either player's Graveyard; Special Summon it."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Gordon Brown and strange sounds."

[Sunn O)))]

Beetron 

 

Amankwahgeorge

 

"1-4-1-4 the effect of curse of the Pharaoh's Smart Defense cemetery, where more than the monster of holdinǵu Tomb, can be used instead of Amankwahgeorge."

[Northern Sage]

Card:

"Giant Turtle Who Feeds On Flames"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"So you can find the RSS feed"

 

As for lore:

"A crimson-shelled tortoise that feeds on flames."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Purple shell and fire."

 

My favorite fallout was "Shoot the purple sea shells".

[Zauls]

Doomcaliber Knight's effect

 

"Cannot be Special Summoned. During either player's turn, when a monster effect is activated: Tribute this face-up card; negate the activation, and if you do, destroy that monster."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is the only requirement. Now, some of the results. National members"

[Northern Sage]

Name:

Original text:

"Dark Hole"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Temnats shop"

 

What on earth does "Temnat" mean? It persisted throughout half of the translation.

 

Lore:

Original text:

"Destroy all monsters on the field."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In the field of distribution."

 

I… what.

[~British Soul~]

Trap Dustshoot:

"Activate only if your opponent has 4 or more cards in their hand. Look at your opponent's hand, select 1 Monster Card in it, and return that card to its owner's Deck."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"At least 4 adversair 4 adversair 1 test card game and if the owner of a monster."

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

Used the random page function of the Wiki, got Mermail Abyssmander and then Ceruli.

 

"You can banish this card from your Graveyard to activate 1 of these effects; • Increase the Level of all "Mermail" monsters you currently control by 1. • Increase the Level of all "Mermail" monsters you currently control by 2."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This book is a project of the siren 1. Maybe not 2 siren."

 

Ceruli:

Original text:

"If this card is discarded to the Graveyard by a card effect: Special Summon this card from the Graveyard to your opponent's side of the field in face-up Defense Position. When this card is Special Summoned by the effect of a "Dark World" card: Your o" (Too many characters in Ceruli's effect.)

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"4 send the army, instead of handing out the cards. If the card is one of the world's special protection."


 

If the card is one of the world's special protection...

[Northern Sage]

Original text:

"Pot of Greed"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"I decided to bake."

 

…At least it had nothing to do with weed.

[~British Soul~]

"Heavy Storm"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The storm."

 

"Destroy all Spell and Trap Cards on the field."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Four areas and charming."

[Lonk]

Number 15: Gimmick Puppet Giant Grinder translates to (with 35 translations):

 

"15: the biggest race in Saudi Arabia."

[Zauls]

Effect Veiler's effect:

 

"During your opponent's Main Phase: You can send this card from your hand to the Graveyard, then target 1 face-up Effect Monster your opponent controls; negate that opponent's face-up monster's effects until the End Phase (this is a Quick Effect)."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"If you are, this is an example, and adversair ( B) directly in the proceedings 1. 22 images of the tree completely. Green Monster"

 

What is this I don't even

[Lonk]

Spellbook Magician of Prophecy's Effect was:

 

When this card is Normal Summoned or flipped face-up: Add 1 "Spellbook" Spell Card from your Deck to your hand.

 

under Bad Translator:

 

"You have to remove the card or Bank 1: open Shuzhong."

 

What the heck is a "Shuzhong"?

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

Man-Eating Plant didn't get through all 35 translations, but ended with "If you want to install those herbivores"

 

"A meat-eating plant that is attractive to the eye but dangerous when approached."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When it comes to improved, very dangerous."

 

Man-Eating Plant upgrade confirmed. Oh god yes.

 

 

"Dream Shark"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"A small shark bedding"

 

It won't even try to translate the effect.

 

And then there's Jellyfish, whose name wouldn't work for some reason.

 

Original text:

"An almost invisible, semi-transparent jellyfish that drifts in the sea."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The pastor's openness and, of course, the ocean."

[~British Soul~]

Reinforcement of the Army:

"Add 1 Level 4 or lower Warrior-Type monster from your Deck to your hand."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Weapons and 1 Monster."

[AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW]

Raigeki translates to "By Raigik."

 

"Destroy all monsters your opponent controls."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now the accident all adversair control"
 

Neither Makyura nor its effect seems to translate. :(

 

Not Summoner Monk. Boo.

 

Or Chain Strike. What the hell?

 

Or Spell Reclamation.

 

Or Lightning Vortex.

 

Or Hard Armor.

 

Or Special Hurricane.

 

Or Blackwing - Delta Union - WAIT!

 

"Special Summon]] all "Blackwings" destroyed on this turn. Equip the rest of the remaining "Blackwings" to one "Blackwing" and boost its ATK by 500 points per monster."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"(Continued) Blakoing new Blakoing destroyed, processor, bass is not the monster 500 ATK other torches."

Finally.
 

[Lonk]

Scrap Dragon translates back to Death of a Dragon.  It's effect?

 

Original:

1 Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters
Once per turn: You can target 1 card you control and 1 card your opponent controls; destroy them. When this card is destroyed by your opponent's card (either by battle or by card effect) and sent to the Graveyard: Target 1 non-Synchro "Scrap" monster in your Graveyard; Special Summon that target.

 

Bad Translator:

"Remove all the monsters 1 + 1: 1, 4, 4, 4 countries (small) under the direction of the person. I would like to get out!"

 

My... Scrap Dragon wants to die.

[Nicο]

Witty Phantom:

"A lot of people"

 

Lore: Dressed in a night-black tuxedo, this creature presides over the darkness.

Bad translator:

"Dressed in black and military issues."

 

I like the part where a lot of it was "Dressed in a black dress"

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

"Neo-Spacian Glow Moss"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Nazi metal space Moss"

 

"When this card attacks or is attacked: Your opponent draws 1 card. Reveal it, and based on its type apply this effect. ● Monster: End the Battle Phase. ● Spell: If this card is attacking, you can change it to a direct attack instead. ● Trap: Change t"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This field indicates whether there is a similar attack: adversair-4-1. The sequence and the answers can determine the changes and fight more monsters attack all clothes:. Source: no change."

 

That name. Also, "Attack all clothes", wow.

[Cin]

Power Tool.

 

Original text:

"Power Tool Dragon Once per turn: You can choose 3 Equip Spell Cards from your Deck, then your opponent randomly picks 1 of them to add to your hand, and you shuffle the rest into the Deck. If this card would be destroyed while equipped with an Equip "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Asamblea General Périphériqu white and opponents from other networks will be added to the roof of the Magic 3, relating to the plan for Smith and Tim."

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

"Dragonecro Nethersoul Dragon"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Thersol is not dragonikr the dragon."

"Must first be Fusion Summoned. Monsters cannot be destroyed by battle with this card. At the end of the Damage Step, if this card battled a monster that has an original Level: That monster's ATK becomes 0, also, if that monster is still face-up on "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is not the case. This card is damaged. For the first time. If you don't have an old enemy: Monster computer. If the animal is still valid."

 

"Vanity's Fiend"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

". This number, gather a group of"

"This card cannot be Special Summoned. While this card is on the field, neither player can Special Summon monsters."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This program is a special problem is the monster."

 

"Herald of Perfection"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"At Least"

"You can Ritual Summon this card with "Dawn of the Herald". During either player's turn, when your opponent activates a Spell Card, Trap Card, or monster effect: You can send 1 Fairy-Type monster from your hand to the Graveyard; negate the activation,"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"This is called the program a reality. Game Monster Safed House Christmas cards and arrests of opponents"

 

That's all for now