Raine Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 If you were gonna kill someone, how would you do it? Where would you do it? Who would you do it to? I already have given myself a 20% chance of being a terrorist at the age of 70 just out of senile boredom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 First, I'd give them this glare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Being scientific, the best way to do it is in the dead of night when the victim is sleeping. Cover the victim's mouth and nose with a cloth soaked in about 70% chloroform. Let it rest on their face for about 5 or so minutes, then kill them. The anaesthetic effect of the chloroform will prevent them from waking as you tear them the f**k apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 If I were going to kill someone, I wouldn't discuss it publicly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 With a katana or other cool sword. Or a notebook. In the victims home. Corrupt businessmen and politicians. I shall be Light. Light is justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I would kill them with Colonel Mustard's mustache I would kill them in the hallway I would kill Colonel Mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 By jamming up inappropriate things where the sun doesn't shine on(aka things too big to fit in there). Imagine the autopsy report. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Idk, humans breaks too easily. Maybe I need to try something really ridiculous next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Sniper rifle from a vacant high point, dissolve the evidence with a jug of sulfuric acid, and ride off on a bike parked on the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah~ Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Lethal injection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
宇佐見 蓮子@C94 Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Drag the victim to a factory and shove them into one of the machines. Then you start crying an insist that they fell by themselves when asked by the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Drop a cow on them. Works that one time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 A few possible methods. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9R389kyfYE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a bad post Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I wouldn't stop at just someone. Try some mass murder first... god you plebians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Sever their spinal cord and watch them suffocate to death slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Up high, on a nearby building. A folding sniper-rifle. No need to make things messy. One shot, one kill, get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degritone Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Where gloves, steal someone's gun, and shoot my victim from afar. Afterward, I return the gun to the owner (without their knowledge) and go home. Since I wore gloves, no finger prints, and no visual ID by the owner of the gun. This will make the police believe that the owner of the gun did it unless I stole a gun they really liked, in which case, they will know that they didn't have the gun at the time of the murder, since they will have reported theft. An investigation will ensue, and I'll just be sitting at home, watching the news about it like, "You're all morons." Somewhere out of state, to decrease the likelihood that they will find me. The further the better. Someone that annoyed me. Or Obama, who also fills that first slot. (Most likely him, though, if I had the means to get to a good sniping spot near him without getting spotted.) So, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I'd go onto a forum, pick the person who lives closest to me and- I've said too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Well I'm not a nutjob. Clearly, I'd only murder in self defense. With a baseball bat. I'd know they were coming though and I'd relish in the thought of it. Licking my lips while I wait around for them to burst through the door. I'd go onto a forum, pick the person who lives closest to me and- I've said too much. Well hey there, Agro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Well hey there, Agro.idk Raine may live closer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 idk Raine may live closer. We'll live together eventually! I swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 We'll live together eventually! I swear!then i'll kill you togeth- wait, no, just you, then I can have Raine to myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Sage Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebuchet MS Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 If you want someone dead, the last thing you want is for it to clearly be a homicide case. You don't need to get your hands dirty. Or anyone else's, for that matter, with exception to the victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 If you want someone dead, the last thing you want is for it to clearly be a homicide case. You don't need to get your hands dirty. Or anyone else's, for that matter, with exception to the victim. I know someone who disagrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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