Agro Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Please provide a resume and cover letter. We have open positions for a chef, some waiters, some maids, some hosts, some hostesses, a bartender, and possibly a neko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Resume: 1996-Present Coolest person in town Cover Letter: Yo A-Dawg let's kick it as numba one hommies. #hollag #swag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urayne Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 f*ck off agro! why certainly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Resume: 1996-Present Coolest person in town Cover Letter: Yo A-Dawg let's kick it as numba one hommies. #hollag #swag f*ck off agro! why certainly. Thank you for responding to this job opening. When can we schedule interviews with each of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Experience: Call centers I'm applying for host.....or anything, really. I'm obviously qualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Dude. Free milk. Get on my level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 You'll hire me out of nepotism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 You'll hire me out of nepotism. I'll hire you out of inces- character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Applying for bartender. Experience: My parents' liquor cabinet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 resume: I done over 100 hours of volunteering at my school library and kitchen, but unfortunately didn't get any sort of real job yet. cover letter: Agro-senpai, what's your NNID in case you play MK8 online today? Applying for chef, in the case that you only sell waffles. If not, then Neko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Can I apply as a taste tester? It might be a good idea to have someone make sure they're not... not good. Said person must consume a half a dozen waffles a day, preferably in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitch Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 I LIEK WAFFELZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Applying for bartender. Experience: My parents' liquor cabinetThank you for applying. When can we schedule an interview with you? resume: I done over 100 hours of volunteering at my school library and kitchen, but unfortunately didn't get any sort of real job yet. cover letter:Agro-senpai, what's your NNID in case you play MK8 online today? Applying for chef, in the case that you only sell waffles. If not, then Neko.We really like your resume. You're hired. My NNID should be AgroDrago Can I apply as a taste tester? It might be a good idea to have someone make sure they're not... not good. Said person must consume a half a dozen waffles a day, preferably in the morning.Well I mean sometimes the waffles have been known to kill... maybe this is a good idea.I LIEK WAFFELZWe're open for Breakfast and Lunch. And for Brinner on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Thank you for applying. When can we schedule an interview with you? Anytime next week except Sunday evening and Tuesday morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 We really like your resume. You're hired. My NNID should be AgroDrago Wow, thanks. :3 Also, sent a request (Naggy-Pastry), Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Anytime next week except Sunday evening and Tuesday morning.I'm sorry, but I no longer control access to the bar. The alcahol is now all to be drunk, sold, or abused as Raine sees fit. Wow, thanks. :3 Also, sent a request (Naggy-Pastry),Where do I look for requests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Please provide a resume and cover letter. We have open positions for a chef, some waiters, some maids, some hosts, some hostesses, a bartender, and possibly a neko I'll apply for the Neko. Resume: -Semi-Finalist of YCMCS 2011 -Over 4000 VC points in Mario Kart 7 -Written Card Maker Cover Paper: I'm a cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicο Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 I'm sorry, but I no longer control access to the bar. The alcahol is now all to be drunk, sold, or abused as Raine sees fit. Where do I look for requests?Somewhere along the bottom or press the home button and know it's right there on the top left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 So I was rejected? DX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Experience: Call centers I'm applying for host.....or anything, really. I'm obviously qualified.When can we schedule an interview?I'll apply for the Neko. Resume: -Semi-Finalist of YCMCS 2011-Over 4000 VC points in Mario Kart 7-Written Card Maker Cover Paper: I'm a cat.When can we schedule an inpurrview? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted May 31, 2014 Report Share Posted May 31, 2014 Any time, any day o3o You name it, boss XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 When can we schedule an inpurrview? From 2PM to 8PM. A cat needs to sleep for 16 hours a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted June 1, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 From 2PM to 8PM. A cat needs to sleep for 16 hours a day.Can you work while you sleep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonk Posted June 1, 2014 Report Share Posted June 1, 2014 Can you work while you sleep? I can play the piano with my tail when I'm sleeping. Plus, I don't mind having my fur stroked when I'm sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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