Raine Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 So you're saying there's a chance? You're in the top 5. Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: [spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits] Name: 1 Real Name: 5 No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 23 Biography in 6 words: one two three four reading rainboooow Favorite Food that is inedible: something i cant say or ill get in trouble Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: banana Do you like summoning hellspawn: no [If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] Personality in a color: that one color. i think it's called puge or something Superpower, please describe in a haiku: one two three four five you are not a banana Blood Type: C++ Anything I need to know: i can count :'D [/spoiler] ...I think you work for Russia since your name is obviously of Russian origin but I'll give you a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Why is everyone quoting the OP and not just copying and pasting the app? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 You're in the top 5. ...I think you work for Russia since your name is obviously of Russian origin but I'll give you a shot. da you wont be disappointed i make a mean commie pie :'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 The first cuts have been made... [spoiler=Remaining Apps] Glitch Holly Caitlyn Thar Desu [/spoiler] Everyone else thanks for coming. Remaining contestants, there is one more test before I decide. [spoiler=Raine's Test of Friendship Endurance and Love] What color are my eyes? or, Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Real Name: Ignatius P. Tallywacker No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Ignatius P. Tallywacker Biography in 6 words: I once did a thing maybe. Favorite Food that is inedible: Anime Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Pizza Do you like summoning hellspawn: No [If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] Personality in a color: Lightning Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Fuck you no Blood Type: Red Anything I need to know: I'm very outgoing and like long walks on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazooie Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 [spoiler=Raine's Test of Friendship Endurance and Love] What color are my eyes? volt white and blaze black or, Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? it is an extremely misunderstood film that doesnt need no man [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 What color are my eyes? Black and blue after I'm done with you. Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? Because it's actually garbage. It's just one of those bad things you overhype. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Oh f*ck, I actually made it to the top 5. ----- What color are my eyes? Blue Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? Ice-T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Name: Dementuo Real Name: Kay No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Kay Biography in 6 words: Incest actually is in fact wincest. Favorite Food that is inedible: Eggs Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: I don't conjure hellspawn Do you like summoning hellspawn: No [If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] Personality in a color: Gay rainbows Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Time is not a thing, I don't care much about it, stopping everything. Blood Type: B+ Anything I need to know: I'm a dragon. What color are my eyes?: Hazel Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?: Bee boo boo bop boo boo bop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raine Posted May 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 [spoiler=Remaining Apps] Dem Holly Caitlyn Thar Desu [/spoiler] Top 5 new Apps Name: Dementuo Real Name: Kay No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Kay Biography in 6 words: Incest actually is in fact wincest. Favorite Food that is inedible: Eggs Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: I don't conjure hellspawn Do you like summoning hellspawn: No [If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] Personality in a color: Gay rainbows Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Time is not a thing, I don't care much about it, stopping everything. Blood Type: B+ Anything I need to know: I'm a dragon. What color are my eyes?: Hazel Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?: Bee boo boo bop boo boo bop Dem wins, Dem got my eye color right. Dem wins Best Friend status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementuo Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Woohoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Hazel was actually my first choice, as it's my favorite. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Hazel was actually my first choice, as it's my favorite. Oh well. I knew it was hazel. I just wanted to remind him how great our abusive relationship is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Dem, get it right! His eye color is actually 개암 나무! He is from North Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Origins Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 이름 : 스탠 실제 이름 : 사탄 아니 ... realz 이름, CIA 작업에 같은 사탄 6 단어의 전기 : 나는 LOL, 진짜 사탄입니다 남자 태아 : 소화가 안되기입니다 좋아하는 음식 삼각형 광장 : 지옥 산란을 연상에 대한 즐겨 찾기 소환 서명 당신은 소환 hellspawn을 좋아합니까 : 예 그렇다면 [응용 프로그램의 나머지 부분을 무시하고 내 사무실을 떠난다. 우리는 사탄 주의자를 고용]하지 않는 혈액 : 색상의 성격 슈퍼 파워는, 하이쿠에 대해 설명하십시오 어느 날 사탄은 한 가장 친한 친구에 그의 손을 시도 큰 실패를 만났다 혈액형 : 예 내가 알고 싶은 아무것도 : 예 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Name: AgroReal Name: Kazuma IkezawaNo... for realz name, like for CIA operations: King KazumaBiography in 6 words: We're up all night to getFavorite Food that is inedible: McNuggetsFavorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Lehman Brothers logoDo you like summoning hellspawn: I wouldn't be here otherwise, but I'm hypocritical, so no.[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] Personality in a color: TechnicolorSuperpower, please describe in a haiku: Fourscore and seven Years ago our forefathers Made something broken.Blood Type: B averageAnything I need to know: I come with additional "benefits." What color are your eyes: That's not fair. I looked into your eyes once and I fell right through.Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? Because there's not actually an answer to this question. Don't even question that it's a masterpiece. It just is. I also have a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 Name: Dae Real Name: Your Best Friend No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Gregg Biography in 6 words: The dude that likes good dick Favorite Food that is inedible: You Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: The hexagonal pictograph of night Do you like summoning hellspawn: no [If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] Personality in a color: purple Superpower, please describe in a haiku: a super power It doesn't exist right now try again later Blood Type: Sperm Positive Anything I need to know: You don't need to know me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 [spoiler=Remaining Apps] Dem Holly Caitlyn Thar Desu [/spoiler] Top 5 new Apps Dem wins, Dem got my eye color right. Dem wins Best Friend status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitch Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 The first cuts have been made... [spoiler=Remaining Apps] Glitch Holly Caitlyn Thar Desu [/spoiler] Yes! Top five baby! [spoiler=Remaining Apps] Dem Holly Caitlyn Thar Desu [/spoiler] Top 5 new Apps Dem wins, Dem got my eye color right. Dem wins Best Friend status. WHAT THE F*CK I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO SUBMIT THE NEW TEST YET. F*ck this sh*t, I'm going anyway. [spoiler=Raine's Test of Friendship Endurance and Love]What color are my eyes? Hazel. I totally did not steal that answer. Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? Because according to LARRYLOVE711's review on IMDb this movie is "Off The Heazy!!" [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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