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Raine

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So you're saying there's a chance?

 

You're in the top 5. 

 

 

 

Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: 

 

[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name:  1

 

Real Name: 5 

 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 23

 

Biography in 6 words: one two three four reading rainboooow

 

Favorite Food that is inedible: something i cant say or ill get in trouble

 

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: banana

 

Do you like summoning hellspawn: no

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

 

Personality in a color: that one color. i think it's called puge or something

 

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: 

one two three four five

you are not a banana

 

Blood Type: C++

 

Anything I need to know: 

 

i can count :'D

[/spoiler]

 

 

...I think you work for Russia since your name is obviously of Russian origin but I'll give you a shot. 

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The first cuts have been made... 

 

[spoiler=Remaining Apps]

Glitch

Holly

Caitlyn

Thar

Desu

[/spoiler]

 

Everyone else thanks for coming. 

 

Remaining contestants, there is one more test before I decide. 

 

[spoiler=Raine's Test of Friendship Endurance and Love]

 

What color are my eyes?

 

or,

 

Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?

 

[/spoiler]

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Real Name: Ignatius P. Tallywacker 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Ignatius P. Tallywacker

Biography in 6 words: I once did a thing maybe.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Anime

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Pizza

Do you like summoning hellspawn: No

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: Lightning

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Fuck you no

Blood Type: Red

Anything I need to know: I'm very outgoing and like long walks on the beach. 

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[spoiler=Raine's Test of Friendship Endurance and Love]

 

What color are my eyes?

 

volt white and blaze black

 

or,

 

Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?

 

it is an extremely misunderstood film that doesnt need no man

 

[/spoiler]

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Name: Dementuo

Real Name: Kay

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Kay

Biography in 6 words: Incest actually is in fact wincest.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Eggs

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: I don't conjure hellspawn

Do you like summoning hellspawn: No

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: Gay rainbows

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Time is not a thing, I don't care much about it, stopping everything.

Blood Type: B+

Anything I need to know: I'm a dragon.

 

What color are my eyes?: Hazel

Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?: Bee boo boo bop boo boo bop

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[spoiler=Remaining Apps]

Dem

Holly

Caitlyn

Thar

Desu

[/spoiler]

 
Top 5 new Apps

 

Name: Dementuo

Real Name: Kay

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Kay

Biography in 6 words: Incest actually is in fact wincest.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Eggs

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: I don't conjure hellspawn

Do you like summoning hellspawn: No

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: Gay rainbows

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Time is not a thing, I don't care much about it, stopping everything.

Blood Type: B+

Anything I need to know: I'm a dragon.

 

What color are my eyes?: Hazel

Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?: Bee boo boo bop boo boo bop

 

 

Dem wins, Dem got my eye color right. 

 

Dem wins Best Friend status. 

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이름 : 스탠 
실제 이름 : 사탄 
아니 ... realz 이름, CIA 작업에 같은 사탄 
6 단어의 전기 : 나는 LOL, 진짜 사탄입니다 
남자 태아 : 소화가 안되기입니다 좋아하는 음식 
삼각형 광장 : 지옥 산란을 연상에 대한 즐겨 찾기 소환 서명 
당신은 소환 hellspawn을 좋아합니까 : 예 
그렇다면 [응용 프로그램의 나머지 부분을 무시하고 내 사무실을 떠난다. 우리는 사탄 주의자를 고용]하지 않는 
혈액 : 색상의 성격 
슈퍼 파워는, 하이쿠에 대해 설명하십시오 
 
어느 날 사탄은 한 
가장 친한 친구에 그의 손을 시도 
큰 실패를 만났다 
 
혈액형 : 예 
내가 알고 싶은 아무것도 : 예
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Name: Agro
Real Name: Kazuma Ikezawa
No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: King Kazuma
Biography in 6 words: We're up all night to get
Favorite Food that is inedible: McNuggets
Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Lehman Brothers logo
Do you like summoning hellspawn: I wouldn't be here otherwise, but I'm hypocritical, so no.
[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]
Personality in a color:
Technicolor
Superpower, please describe in a haiku:
Fourscore and seven
Years ago our forefathers
Made something broken.
Blood Type: B average
Anything I need to know: I come with additional "benefits."
 
What color are your eyes: That's not fair. I looked into your eyes once and I fell right through.
Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece? Because there's not actually an answer to this question. Don't even question that it's a masterpiece. It just is.

 

 

I also have a question.

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Name: Dae

Real Name: Your Best Friend

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Gregg

Biography in 6 words: The dude that likes good dick

Favorite Food that is inedible: You

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: The hexagonal pictograph of night

Do you like summoning hellspawn: no

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: purple

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: a super power

It doesn't exist right now

try again later

Blood Type: Sperm Positive

Anything I need to know: You don't need to know me. 

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The first cuts have been made... 
 
[spoiler=Remaining Apps]
Glitch
Holly
Caitlyn
Thar
Desu
[/spoiler]

Yes! Top five baby!
 

[spoiler=Remaining Apps]
Dem
Holly
Caitlyn
Thar
Desu
[/spoiler]
 
Top 5 new Apps

 
Dem wins, Dem got my eye color right. 
 
Dem wins Best Friend status.

WHAT THE F*CK I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO SUBMIT THE NEW TEST YET.
 

 

 

F*ck this sh*t, I'm going anyway.
[spoiler=Raine's Test of Friendship Endurance and Love]What color are my eyes?

Hazel. I totally did not steal that answer.

Why is Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo a film masterpiece?

Because according to LARRYLOVE711's review on IMDb this movie is "Off The Heazy!!"

[/spoiler]

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