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Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: 

 

[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name: 

Real Name: 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 

Biography in 6 words: 

Favorite Food that is inedible: 

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: 

Do you like summoning hellspawn:

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: 

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: 

Blood Type: 

Anything I need to know: 

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Name: Kyng
Real Name: Al
No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Alexander
Biography in 6 words: I am a cynnical Brit, bro
Favorite Food that is inedible: Hallucinogenic 'shrooms
Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: n/a
Do you like summoning hellspawn: No
Personality in a color: Ice Cold Blue
Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Cynicism, relentless, undying
Blood Type: A
Anything I need to know: No

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Name: Kyng
Real Name: Al
No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Alexander
Biography in 6 words: I am a cynnical Brit, bro
Favorite Food that is inedible: Hallucinogenic 'shrooms
Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: n/a
Do you like summoning hellspawn: No
Personality in a color: Ice Cold Blue
Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Cynicism, relentless, undying
Blood Type: A
Anything I need to know: No

 

Hmm, we'll put you the reserve column since apparently the British Educational System has failed you in what a haiku is and TB quotes for non-TB personnel are discouraged. 

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Oh, what the hell? I killed my last best friend, anyway. I mean, uh, that person died. Quite gruesomely.

 

Name: Glitch

Real Name: Bubbles

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Jacob

Biography in 6 words: I suck a lot of d*ck.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Bacon... Oh wait.

[spoiler=Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn]4039496944_8c9f95b99a.jpg[/spoiler]

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Yes No.

Personality in a color: The alphabet.

[spoiler=Superpower, please describe in a haiku]My superpower

Is the ability to

Twerk my balls right off.[/spoiler]

Blood Type: I DON'T F*CKING KNOW

Anything I need to know: I have AIDS. Don't worry, it's the good kind. ;)

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Oh, what the hell? I killed my last best friend, anyway. I mean, uh, that person died. Quite gruesomely.

 

Name: Glitch

Real Name: Bubbles

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Jacob

Biography in 6 words: I suck a lot of d*ck.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Bacon... Oh wait.

[spoiler=Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn]4039496944_8c9f95b99a.jpg[/spoiler]

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Yes No.

Personality in a color: The alphabet.

[spoiler=Superpower, please describe in a haiku]My superpower

Is the ability to

Twerk my balls right off.[/spoiler]

Blood Type: I DON'T F*CKING KNOW

Anything I need to know: I have AIDS. Don't worry, it's the good kind. ;)

 

 

A dark horse!?! Who would have thought such good friendship material was in you. I'll make sure the BFFA (BFF Association) takes serious consideration of your app.  

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Name: 

Real Name: 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 

Biography in 6 words: 

Favorite Food that is inedible: 

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: 

Do you like summoning hellspawn:

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: 

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: 

Blood Type: 

Anything I need to know: 

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Name: 

Real Name: 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 

Biography in 6 words: 

Favorite Food that is inedible: 

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: 

Do you like summoning hellspawn:

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: 

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: 

Blood Type: 

Anything I need to know: 

 

Wow, I have some serious competition. D:

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Name: 

Real Name: 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 

Biography in 6 words: 

Favorite Food that is inedible: 

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: 

Do you like summoning hellspawn:

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: 

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: 

Blood Type: 

Anything I need to know: 

 

 

...I have never seen such a perfect match for me in my life... .... ....I might cry... 

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Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: 

 

[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name: JadenxAtemYAOI

Real Name: Alexis Fey

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 

Biography in 6 words: Learning life's lessons one by one. 

Favorite Food that is inedible: Humans

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Balam

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Only when I'm pissed

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] (Not even Satanist xD)

Personality in a color: Yellow

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Separate from time, watching the river of time, fixing the ripples

Blood Type: O-

Anything I need to know: 2+2=4

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Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: 

 

[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name: JadenxAtemYAOI

Real Name: Alexis Fey

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 

Biography in 6 words: Learning life's lessons one by one. 

Favorite Food that is inedible: Humans

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Balam

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Only when I'm pissed

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists] (Not even Satanist xD)

Personality in a color: Yellow

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: Separate from time, watching the river of time, fixing the ripples

Blood Type: O-

Anything I need to know: 2+2=4

[/spoiler]

 

 

Universal donor... ... ...interesting... 

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Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: 

 

[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name: Cherz

Real Name: Kait

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Kaitlin

Biography in 6 words: I'm super and really middle class.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Souls.

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: To be revealed in due time... 

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Maybe...

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: Razzmatazz

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: My Super power is random. I don't seem to make much sense. Refrigerator.

Blood Type: O-

Anything I need to know: I only play support and I love Lemon Pledge.

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Name: Thar

Real Name: Matt

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Matthew

Biography in 6 words: Neither give nor take no sh*ts.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Metal.

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Dickbutt

Personality in a color: Purple

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: With static corrupting - your device, I say hello - and ruin your evening.

Blood Type: B

Anything I need to know: Pancake buddies for life.

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Please fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible: 

 

[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name: Cherz

Real Name: Kait

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Kaitlin

Biography in 6 words: I'm super and really middle class.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Souls.

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: To be revealed in due time... 

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Maybe...

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: Razzmatazz

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: My Super power is random. I don't seem to make much sense. Refrigerator.

Blood Type: O-

Anything I need to know: I only play support and I love Lemon Pledge.

[/spoiler]

 

 

Again! You can't apply you're my fiance!!! ...but I like your app, refrigerator powers are few and far between and the middle class origin will help with my re-election. You're in the race!

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Name: Dracoswag

Real Name: Marcus

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: Demarcus

Biography in 6 words: Give a Biography in six words?

Favorite Food that is inedible: Yu-Gi-Oh Cards

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn:[spoiler=This'']Phil_number_2.jpg[/spoiler]

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Only on Thursdays

Personality in a color: Dark Orange

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: To take away other's powers. This is a haiku right? I suck at this.

Blood Type: n/a

Anything I need to know: [spoiler=]That I can be hired to assassinate any user at any given time by your order *keep this between me and you*[/spoiler]

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Name: Desu Finale

Real Name: Michael

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: X

Biography in 6 words: Never actually cared much for pie.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Pie.

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: Fuck summon signs. I tear off my limbs and sacrifice them on the spot to summon high level demons ready for combat.

Do you like summoning hellspawn: Fuck no, I have to tear off my limbs to do it.

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: You can't deny my hue. Red, blue, and chartreuse.

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: I can't do the whole poetry thing.

Blood Type: B- (Coincidentally the same as my grade average except way better)

Anything I need to know: I have former experience as your best friend.

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[spoiler=Application for Eternal Friendship and Benefits]

Name:  1

 

Real Name: 5 

 

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: 23

 

Biography in 6 words: one two three four reading rainboooow

 

Favorite Food that is inedible: something i cant say or ill get in trouble

 

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: banana

 

Do you like summoning hellspawn: no

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

 

Personality in a color: that one color. i think it's called puge or something

 

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: 

one two three four five

you are not a banana

 

Blood Type: C++

 

Anything I need to know: 

 

i can count :'D

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Name: Desu Finale

Real Name: Michael

No... for realz name, like for CIA operations: X

Biography in 6 words: Never actually cared much for pie.

Favorite Food that is inedible: Pie.

Favorite summon sign for conjuring hell-spawn: f*** summon signs. I tear off my limbs and sacrifice them on the spot to summon high level demons ready for combat.

Do you like summoning hellspawn: f*** no, I have to tear off my limbs to do it.

[If yes, ignore rest of application and leave my office. We don't hire satanists]

Personality in a color: You can't deny my hue. Red, blue, and chartreuse.

Superpower, please describe in a haiku: I can't do the whole poetry thing.

Blood Type: B- (Coincidentally the same as my grade average except way better)

Anything I need to know: I have former experience as your best friend.

 

 

I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF YOUUU!!!

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