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Hiya!

 

I'm planning to make a voice over demo reel on Thursday.

Unfortunately, I suck at coming up with lines, because I always end up basically quoting something, and at that point, I always end up going for an impression of the character who said it... which is bad.

So instead, I'm asking you to come up with lines– as even if they're quotes, as long as I don't recognize them, I won't be able to connect them to a character. The lines can be anything, funny or serious. Just make sure it's sfw and please no cussing so I don't have to bleep everything out. :<

You can feel free to offer suggestions on coming up with my own lines, but please don't only do that. If you're going to do so, also offer a few line suggestions.

I'll probably mess around with the suggestions and tweak them a bit to my liking, but for the most part, I'll likely use a handful of whatever gets suggested.

Much thanks.

 

Also free reps if you try.

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My child, I watched with pride, as you grew into a weapon of righteousness.

Betty Swollocks.

Do you remember the 21st night of September? It was love at first sight.

Oh Mr Darcy~!

BOOM! HEY! It's time for Monster Cocks! You wanna fat, greasy cock in your mouth, come to Monster Cocks today! We got a two for one on Cock and Balls! (strictly poultry)

Life is weak! Mortal! Fleeting! ...Death is final! ...Death is eternal! ...Death...is my realm!

It be no use, Ca'n! The bloody ship be goin' down we'her ye like it, or noot!

O top o' tha mornin' to ye, laddie! Don't go 'round stealin' me pot o' gold!

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BOOM! HEY! It's time for Monster Cocks! You wanna fat, greasy cock in your mouth, come to Monster Cocks today! We got a two for one on Cock and Balls! (strictly poultry)

How do I take away a rep? ._.

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Vongola (This is to jab at your position as the Night Guardian)

"You fear what hides within the darkness of night, I embrace it. It fuels me...and as long as the family stands...I'll reside in the darkness and strike from it to protect them!"

 

Nephilim (This is a jab to your liking to Pit, more specifically Dark Pit. In a sense, may as well be part Angel/Demon)

"So what your telling me is...that I'm a half angel, half demon...and that heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over?"

 

An Alibaba Based Line (Cause we both know you love that Magi series!)

"This djinn's flames burn within me...and its all thanks to him. I hope you brought something stronger, cause your going to burn to a crisp! You and those you work under!!"

 

And that's what I have just off the spot

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Vongola (This is to jab at your position as the Night Guardian)

"You fear what hides within the darkness of night, I embrace it. It fuels me...and as long as the family stands...I'll reside in the darkness and strike from it to protect them!"

 

Nephilim (This is a jab to your liking to Pit, more specifically Dark Pit. In a sense, may as well be part Angel/Demon)

"So what your telling me is...that I'm a half angel, half demon...and that heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over?"

 

An Alibaba Based Line (Cause we both know you love that Magi series!)

"This djinn's flames burn within me...and its all thanks to him. I hope you brought something stronger, cause your going to burn to a crisp! You and those you work under!!"

 

And that's what I have just off the spot

These are awesome. May tweak them a bit, especially the last one, to make it sound a little bit more generic, but I think I'm gonna use all of these. ^^ <3

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 It's not a competition. What matters is that we sing our own song.

___

 

Here you go. Have a free cup of coffee I poured for the hell of it, without any special feelings behind it.

___

 

Am I doing this right?

Yes. Yes you are~

 

Added a few more, curious how diverse your capabilities are.

Will we be expecting a video here, or do you have other plans for hosting it?

Likely gonna use YouTube. We'll see how much editing I put into it.

 

Morikawaisms

"I DON'T LOSE TO PEOPLE STANDING ON STOOLS!"

"CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED, OCEAN! I'M GONNA TAKE IT TO MY TRUNKS, AND I'M GONNA GIVE THIS WATER A SPLASHING!!!"

Surprisingly enough, I may actually use one of these.

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How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

 

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

 
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
 
ANd you have to make them all sound as epic as possible. :'>
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How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

 

ANd you have to make them all sound as epic as possible. :'>

Instead of epic, I'm going to have one voice say the first line like a joke and have another voice respond: "Shut up, Carl!"

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