coolspy74 Posted April 27, 2014 Report Share Posted April 27, 2014 One day, at school, Yugi, a 7 year old duelist, was dueling kids at lunch. "Ha! Exodia! I win!" Yugi exclaimed. The boy he was facing started to cry. "Hey! Why you crying?! Why you crying?! I only beat you in a duel, why you crying?!" Yugi asked loudly. "It was the 25th time you did it!" The kid said. "Hey! Hey! Hey!" Yugi said. "WHAT?!" The kid asked angerily. "Your momma." Yugi said. A teacher nearby overheard the crying and yelling. He ran towards yugi. "Yugi, what happened?" The teacher asked. "Oh! Uhhhh stuff." Yugi said slowly. "What kind of stuff?" The teacher asked. "Stuff" Yugi said. "Yugi, are you dueling these kids again?" The teach asked. Yugi sighed loudly and replied in a disrespectful tone. "Yessssss!" Yugi said. "I told you, they don't know how to play, and you bullying them isn't going to help." The teacher said. "Who says it's bullying?" Yugi asked. "I heard you and saw you. You made this kid cry, just for a stupid duel." The teacher said. "Hey, he's crying of free will over here, so uhh, don't get ideas." Yugi said. "Yugi, don't lie to me." The teacher said. "I'm not!" Yugi said. "Did he make you cry?" The teacher asked the kid. "Yes." The kid managed to say while tears were rolling down his face. "Snitch!" Yugi yelled. "Yugi! Go to the office!" The teacher said firmly. When Yugi got to the office, the principal had already called Kaiba, Yugi's 18 year old brother who takes care of him because their parents were killed in a car crash. "Yugi, why did you make that kid cry?" The principal asked. "I didn't! The little b**** is crying for nothing." Yugi said. "Yugi! We don't use that language in this school." The principal. said. "What word?" Yugi asked, pretending to not know the word he said. "You know what word." The principal said, annoyed. "You mean b****?" Yugi asked. "Yugi! Don't say another word." The principal said. "b****." Yugi said. "YUGI!" the principal yelled. "I said b****!" Yugi whined. "I said not to say another word!" The principal said. "I didn't! I said b****!" Yugi said. Kaiba came into the office. "Hello Mr. Kaiba. Your brother, Yugi, has been cursing and dueling angerily again. You need to take him home. He's suspended for the rest of the week." The principal said. "Woah, suspension? Seems harsh for a second grader." Kaiba said. "It is. But when push comes to shove, Yugi calls people bitches." The principal said. "Oh screw you." Yugi said. Kaiba grabbed Yugi and took him into his car. Kaiba drove off to their house. "Yugi, why did you make that kid cry?" Kaiba asked. "For the last damn time, he made his self cry!" Yugi said. Kaiba sighed and punched Yugi in his arm. Yugi started crying. "Why are you crying?" Kaiba asked. "You made me!" Yugi yelled. "No, you made your self cry." Kaiba said. "You made me cry!" Yugi yelled. "Yugi. Go to your room." Kaiba said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aix Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 "Hey! Why you crying?! Why you crying?! I only beat you in a duel, why you crying?!" Yugi asked loudly. "It was the 25th time you did it!" The kid said. "Hey! Hey! Hey!" Yugi said. "WHAT?!" The kid asked angerily. "Your momma." Yugi said. Pure gold. This is supposed to be a comedy, right? Tell me it's a comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 28, 2014 Report Share Posted April 28, 2014 Protip: this isn't funny. At all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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